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Sassafras54 wrote :
Is there an upper age limit for cougars? When do they become creepy old ladies? 45/25 seems fine. 55/25 seems fine. 65/25 seems ok. 75/25 -- fine. 85/25 ok.

No I guess not. Remember that movie with 70+ Ruth Gordon and some little 20-year-old? I forget the name. They had a lovely little relationship.
The movie was called "Harold and Maude" from '71 and it's a cult movie with a pretty big cult following.

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[first lines]
Mrs. Chasen: [after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.

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Maude: Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.

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Maude: Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.

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Maude: You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.

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Psychiatrist: That's very interesting, Harold, and I think, very illuminating. There seems to be a definite pattern emerging. And, of course, this pattern, once isolated, can be coped with. Recognize the problem, and you are halfway on the road to its, uh, its solution. Uh, tell me, Harold, what do you do for fun? What activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment from the others? Uh, what do you find fulfilling? What gives you that... special satisfaction?
Harold: ...I go to funerals.
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I have debated whether to post this. I hate the term MILF I hate the term Cougar. I can't go out to dinner with my son lest people assume I am dating him. He only brings friends home that don't hit on me. I have no interest in dating a guy my son's age.

So Sunday night after meeting with a team at school I run by the Tap Room for one beer. Just one I swear I was going to be good. Halfway through that beer this guy walks in and asks what an old ale is. It is described as like Barleywine. Okay sorry my favorite beer well I have to stay and have one. So three beers later they close so me and this guy go to another bar. A beer later we are in the front seat of my car. So after realizing my car is way too small for anything we are driving around Illinois lost because apparently I felt a blow job was in order and he missed the exit. Oh yeah I let him drive my car cause somehow he ended up on the drivers side.

So we find his house...next morning when I am driving him back to St. Louis one I realized he was a hell of a lot hotter than I realized but more than that there was no way in hell he was over 30.

Now you would think that my problem would be in my actions the night before but no, that wasn't it. No I now have his phone number if I want to hang out again. Until I graduate I have no free time. I don't need the stress of a relationship and lately all have been stressful.

You know what is going to happen. I am going to decide I need a f*ck buddy and then some amazing man is going to sweep me off my feet. You will then find me in the corner of my room curled up in a ball rocking.

I don't know what to do. Please feel free not to condemn me. Other than screwing children I am a pretty moral woman. Yes I know 28 is not a child!! HELP!!!

Did I mention we were both naked in the car driving around Illinois lost? I am going to burn in hell for this.
- November 3rd, 2009, 09:56 pm
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Oh surprise I have been modded. What is that like 50% of my posts here.
- November 3rd, 2009, 10:03 pm
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Can_I_just_be_Jo wrote :
Oh surprise I have been modded. What is that like 50% of my posts here.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

In this group, I think it scores you bonus points.
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chawks64 wrote :
You say that like it's a bad thing.

In this group, I think it scores you bonus points.
If the post makes it through the modding process you will understand. I wish I could find the list of words that get things modded. Still I don't wish Sunday night didn't happen which makes me bad. I am soooo conflicted.

Oh here is a good way of explaining it, I feel guilty cause I don't feel guilty. I love being Catholic. happiness = guilt
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five guys should mean five gifts right? lol
No...five guys mean....that's an idea for a new thread......
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I think I am going to bed, perchance to dream. If I am lucky I will wake up tomorrow and be a brilliant, articulate woman with morals again. If not I am calling the kid. You know it is never a good sign to call the guy kid.
- November 3rd, 2009, 10:24 pm
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When I was 27 I got into a LTR with a 43 year old. It lasted 5 years. Though....this was long before 'cougars' were the latest fad.
- November 3rd, 2009, 10:28 pm
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When I was 27 I got into a LTR with a 43 year old. It lasted 5 years. Though....this was long before 'cougars' were the latest fad.
So... are you saying I'm not a complete moral degenerate?

All we did was kiss anyway...
- November 3rd, 2009, 10:32 pm
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So... are you saying I'm not a complete moral degenerate?

All we did was kiss anyway...
Of course not....kissing and falling asleep with a guy don't make you a degenerate. At least, not unless you're doing it on his Spider Man sheets.
- November 3rd, 2009, 10:57 pm
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