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Ok, I know there's just some things you don't do when someone else is in the room... or specificly do to your partner in the bed room. What have been somethings that have happened to you that is a definately do again or do that again and I'm calling the cops.


I'll start with a few.


Dont:


Dutch oven; Clip your nails in the bed; Turn on the TV; Wear your batgirl underoos; Put long stem roses under the sheets as a suprise!;


Do:


Leave a rose on top of the pillow after she's left the house on the MORNING of feb 14 after making the bed; Use fabric softener; Change the sheets the follow day after play time.
- October 29th, 2008, 02:27 pm
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men:


don't get caught with ghey porn in your room


do keep a box of kleenex near by





women:


don't just lay there like a sack of potatos during boink boink


do make lots of noise


- October 29th, 2008, 03:38 pm
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LSS that should be don't ever even consider looking at ghey porn, unless it's les


Don't talk like you are four. I had an ex ask me to putmy mouth on his wee-wee. Talk about a mood killer!


Don't be louder than me. I am very (VERY) loud, if he is louder than me it's just weird.


Do remember my nipples are NOT radio dials. TYVM.





- October 29th, 2008, 05:28 pm
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Troll, didn't you say in another post that you like doing it outdoors? Well do it in the rose garden. You won't have to put a rose on the pillow, just take the pillow and stick it in one if the rose bushes, And you won't have to change the sheets. Only drawback is that she may get aphids in her bush. And AM, when you say you are loud, are you referring to snoring?? Okday, guys, for future reference, no playing titty twister in the bedroom!
- October 29th, 2008, 05:47 pm
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Don't say you'll meet me in the bedroom (or insert location here) and then get distracted by something and then forget I was waiting....


I'll think of a DO eventually....I just need a moment to clear the cobwebs of my memory to even remember what s e x is.
- October 29th, 2008, 06:07 pm
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Altair wrote :

Troll, didn't you say in another post that you like doing it outdoors? Well do it in the rose garden. You won't have to put a rose on the pillow, just take the pillow and stick it in one if the rose bushes, And you won't have to change the sheets. Only drawback is that she may get aphids in her bush. And AM, when you say you are loud, are you referring to snoring?? Okday, guys, for future reference, no playing titty twister in the bedroom!
I was reffering to s e x related noises.
- October 29th, 2008, 07:27 pm
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How lame. I am not even saying anything bad and it keeps getting moderated! GRRR this is why I no longer like posting here.





Altair,I will PM you my response
- October 29th, 2008, 07:30 pm
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OK Tall, I don't see why any man would get distracted enough to forget you were waiting, short of the house sliding down the hill after a heavy rain. Even then it can be used to your advantage. The bouncing motion of it could save you some effort during the boink boink. If you got young kids, DO make sure they aren't hiding in the closet to jump out and try and scare you which may happen at the worst possible time. Also, if you have young kids, DON"T do it during a thunder storm when they may want to jump into bed with you.
- October 29th, 2008, 08:34 pm
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Things like "take your pants off so we can have sex" or "here hold this" are not considered foreplay.
- October 29th, 2008, 10:18 pm
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dtg_diz wrote :

Things like "take your pants off so we can have sex" or "here hold this" are not considered foreplay.
it is if you have to tell him to take his dress off
- October 30th, 2008, 01:49 am
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