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Advice for women addicted to d ick





Quick it's not too late! Call the National hotline for refusing D*ck. Or just follow the below:


12 Steps for refusing D*ck





1) We admitted we were powerless over d*ck that our lives were completely unmanageable


2) *Came* to believe in a higher...Power than d*ck.


3) Made a decision to stop playing with d*ck


4) Admitted to God, your girlfriend (who gossips naturally) all the nitty gritty details of your sexual encounters


5) Were entirely ready to put d*ck down and let go


6) you can make up the rest of the steps, but be sure to tell all your girlfriends (make em jealous!) everything.


Many women exclaimed "I can't put down my man named d*ck!" Do not be discouraged. One of your girlfriends will gleefully sleep with your man know that you have told them all.


c2009 sei 12 steps forwomen addicted to d ick free to copy and use for noncommercial usaugeor to abuse for women who don't have an electric Bob...
- February 20th, 2009, 04:10 am
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The above was written in relation to a lady complaining she was married and couldn't say away from her boy toy romance. The women in the thread (most) ripped her apart...and so I wrote the above...
- March 2nd, 2009, 11:02 pm
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{Australian accent}


Krikey mate, we're deep in the internet jungle, showing off our peacock colors to entice a female. Oh look over there mate. She's beautiful, an internet female poster in heat. Can you feel the vibes? Oh and she's looking at us, look at those beautiful eyes, clear smooth skin and smile.


Moving slowly we slowly dance to her internet rythyms...no time to be a whimpola if ya know what I mean. Cause one wussie move and she can buck, throw ya right over mate. But look! She's right purring now...hear the loud noises? And she's nuzzling me with her nose.


Ah that's a good girl... [petting and kissing sounds.] She's a real beauty. This is no time to be intellectual. She's badly in heat, you can tell by her belly, see here as she undulates on the internet. You have to gently touch and feel yoru way throu this. If not happy she can eat ya mate! I've heard about that somewhere...


My suggestions posters is to first stock up on vitamins. Have a few spare gallons of water, some food, be freshly showered, turn off your cell phone and have a go! Wrassling, nibbling and gentle bites acceptable. You really want to explore most of her.


Oh she's turning over, got me in a sexy stare...I'm all hers now, look at the way she's holding me tight. Can you see how she's responding eh? Her pupils have dilated and she's thrown her head back in delight. I'm going in mate, see ya next time as we talk about finding a Keeper...
- March 2nd, 2009, 11:02 pm
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Outlaw, it's funny how you can create a post and be the only one posting in it and still have a good time.
- March 19th, 2009, 09:43 pm
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When I was in San Quentin doing 20 years [for writing bad jokes on a website] they said the same thing!
Life is short; have fun Too many adults become like concrete...Heaven forbid if they smile...?

I think we lose our abilities to smile at a certain age.
And then we age rapidly...


s4sh4lex wrote :
Outlaw, it's funny how you can create a post and be the only one posting in it and still have a good time.
- July 12th, 2009, 05:24 am
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Next time a man asks you if he is big enough, here's a few answers for ya:

1) whip out a magnifying glass and say "let's have a look at the little critter..."

2) "Oh I used to have a pet worm looked like that!"

3) "So do you get bigger when you get hard?"
[ask only after he's 100% erect...]

4) just point and laugh...

5)say "don't worry my cat only runs after the bigger ones..."

6) "You don't feed that thing much eh?"

7) Look real innocent and ask "Uhm can you lift weights down there?"

8) and the kicker...hold your hands a foot apart saying "this was how large my ex-boyfriend was. Let's see how you measure you up..."

9) say "hey I just bought him [point to his organ] a winter sweater. I got it in size 16." Is that large enough?

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- July 12th, 2009, 05:25 am
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