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Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.
"WHAT TABLE AREYOU SITTING AT AGAIN"
- December 9th, 2008, 01:12 pm
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Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.


"WHAT TABLE AREYOU SITTING AT AGAIN"
I would suggest you BRIDLE YOUR PASSIONS... this is one table you won't be sitting at.
- December 9th, 2008, 06:08 pm
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Lostintranslation wrote :

Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.
...and here I was wondering what to do for my date this week. Great idea!!
- December 9th, 2008, 07:15 pm
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This is not a first date, right? LOL
- December 9th, 2008, 10:45 pm
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This is not a first date, right? LOL
Of course not, first dates are for wrist-to-thigh cuffs, electro-genital torture and bunnies.
- December 9th, 2008, 11:37 pm
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This is not a first date, right? LOL


Of course not, first dates are for wrist-to-thigh cuffs, electro-genital torture and bunnies.
Thanks for the belly laugh... cracked up (oops, can I say that) at your response.
- December 10th, 2008, 06:30 pm
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Lostintranslation wrote :

Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.
What'd you do, crawl in my brain? I have done this EXACT thing with a minor variation....never had the panties on in the first place, and you know that tablecloth? My understanding of "naughty" was that the purpose of the tablecloth was to mask the fact that I was taking his hand and sneaking it over under the table to let him KNOW there were stockings and no undies involved.....was I doing it all wrong?????
- December 10th, 2008, 08:07 pm
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Tis the season... so have you been naughty or nice this year? Are they truly exclusive, anyway? Are you looking for naughty or nice? Do tell...


Can you define "Nice"?
- December 11th, 2008, 03:14 pm
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Tis the season... so have you been naughty or nice this year? Are they truly exclusive, anyway? Are you looking for naughty or nice? Do tell...


Can you define "Nice"?*
pretty sure nice is in the eye of the be"holder", no?
- December 11th, 2008, 06:51 pm
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