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LonelyStarState wrote :

nice people suck.... naughty people swallow ===O LOL
Awww....who said????
- December 8th, 2008, 09:27 pm
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lacedwithhope wrote :

Wow, there are a lot of naughty, naughty folks on this thread. Santa's not going to be happy. Or is he?
He's not gonna be happy with me. I don't swing that way.
- December 8th, 2008, 09:58 pm
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Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.
- December 8th, 2008, 10:58 pm
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lacedwithhope wrote :

Wow, there are a lot of naughty, naughty folks on this thread. Santa's not going to be happy. Or is he?
I'm not too sure about Santa...that whole white beard red suit thing is a bit off
- December 8th, 2008, 11:10 pm
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I'm at my nicest when I'm naughty ;-)
- December 9th, 2008, 01:28 am
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Lostintranslation wrote :

Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.
Oooo YEAH!


I hope she's reading this.


- December 9th, 2008, 06:52 am
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Eh, I could really do without the stockings myself. But everything else sounds fine, just fine.
- December 9th, 2008, 08:54 am
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Lostintranslation wrote :

Alright ladies, several of you have professed the inability to be naughty. Auntie LIT is here to break it down for you like no one else. I'm posting this here because it's off the beaten path and I don't care to share good information with the great unwashed. I'm going to teach you naughty and I believe in one quick lesson you will be able to fly from my nest of naughtiness and create new naughtiness for yourself no matter where you are.


1) Buy a pair of stockings... the color is unimportant. What matters is that they are REAL stockings. They can be the kind that stay up with the lace, the slightly sticky backed lace or the elastic laceor you can use garters. They come in all sizes and they look good on everyone. These items are /not/ expensive and on the scale of hotness are solid gold.


2) Buy a pair of panties, sexy, small. I'm not a big fan of the thong, I like hipsters. Make sure they feel good. Silky, satiny, lacy.


3) Make dinner arrangements with your intended victim/target/object of lust-desire-whathaveyou. Or just accept an invitation that has been proferred. Please make sure this is someone you want to be intimate with. Make SURE the restaurant has tablecloths.


4) DO NOT tell him any of this in advance. Don't tease, don't divulge.


5) Prepare for the date. Stockings panties... whatever else you decide to wear but skirts / dresses really work best in this situation.


6) Some time towards the end of the main course, excuse yourself to the powder room. Remove the panties, roll them up in your hands and keep them warm. Return to the table, lean over and kiss him on the ear while depositing your still warm panties directly into his hands under the table.


7) Return to your side of the table and continue eating as if absolutely nothing is amiss. Explain nothing.


... if you can't take it from here ... I can't help you.


You can't pay for this advice, it'spriceless. Consider it a little Christmas present from me to you.
O_O Thanks LIT! It's been awhile since I've taken such diligent notes...
- December 9th, 2008, 09:19 am
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Tantalus wrote :

Eh, I could really do without the stockings myself. But everything else sounds fine, just fine.
Would you consider the premise that it is comments like this that might deter a woman from even trying to do something naughty for you?


It is not my intention to be derisive but in the spirit of discussion I would ask you to consider this:


Why does it matter whether you like the stockings or not? If they make her feel spectacularly naughty but commenting on the fact you could take them or leave them might make her feel less sure about herself - would you still make this comment? Could you take into consideration that this took a lot of effort on her part - to try and make something really sexy hot for you and with one comment you could pretty much crush that spirit by inserting doubt where there was once a sexy confidence?


Or, in the alternative, consider this:


The stockings really aren't for you. They serve 2 purposes - to try and remove panties in a bathroom stall while wearing pantyhose will /never/ happen because it's like trying to fight a monkey in a small metal box. Secondly, the stockings might make her feel sexy and sexually confident.


My gentle and absolutely non-snarky points I would like you to consider is... a little less talk and a lot more action. I think that sometimes when we muddy up things like sexual expression and attempting to communicate on that deeper, sensual, cerebral level - it is only natural that we voice opinions but sometimes, maybe more often than sometimes, it's better if we are just happy and leave the comments out.
- December 9th, 2008, 09:29 am
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Dear LIT, thank you so much!! I have printed this out and tacked it to my bedroom wall. Just to remind me to be a little more naughty in the future.
- December 9th, 2008, 10:32 am
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