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CreativeNan is offline CreativeNan Post #1  November 4,2010, 8:21pm
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I just read one of my matches gratitude list. My jaw dropped. The first two are rather *ahem* colorful. I wont use his words. I will paraphrase. He didn't use obscene language but essentially he was being boastful
1. He is amazing at satisfying a woman (He has a name for his "technique")
2. That he can keep an erection beyond his first climax.
3. Grateful for his job.

Other than being a little intrigued (The sexual being in me being a little curious), I seriously doubt he is looking for anything serious. It turned me off.

The rest of his profile was basically a cookie cutter type profile.

Has anybody else viewed matches with colorful gratitude lists?
 
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Aside from matches, eH also provides good entertainment.
 
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Hmmm...No, can't say I've ever had a match with a gratitude list like that, though I did have one who had a very colorful (and that's putting it mildly) description under what he most wanted to find in a partner... but he wanted it from another man.

I bet your guy is getting a kick out of imagining the looks on his matches' faces when they read his list...Of course he's also waiting for the ones he likes to say "Prove it."
 
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I've received similar matches with those kinds of lists. I immediately close them. I close anyone that expresses such kinds of things in a profile, actually. Not the "slow kiss" kind of sexual, but any profile that has more than two items being "sexual" I am immediately turned off.
 
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CreativeNan wrote :
Has anybody else viewed matches with colorful gratitude lists?
Yes, though not THAT colorful. LOL!!
 
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CreativeNan wrote :
I just read one of my matches gratitude list. My jaw dropped. The first two are rather *ahem* colorful. I wont use his words. I will paraphrase. He didn't use obscene language but essentially he was being boastful
1. He is amazing at satisfying a woman (He has a name for his "technique")
2. That he can keep an erection beyond his first climax.
3. Grateful for his job.

Other than being a little intrigued (The sexual being in me being a little curious), I seriously doubt he is looking for anything serious. It turned me off.

The rest of his profile was basically a cookie cutter type profile.

Has anybody else viewed matches with colorful gratitude lists?
Given the order in which he expressed what he's grateful for, I wonder if number 3 has anything to do with the first two?
 
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Did you mean instead of matches?........lol
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Aside from matches, eH also provides good entertainment.
Hilarious. Guess he just got his ED Rx filled and wants to use it ?
CreativeNan wrote :
I just read one of my matches gratitude list. My jaw dropped. The first two are rather *ahem* colorful. I wont use his words. I will paraphrase. He didn't use obscene language but essentially he was being boastful
1. He is amazing at satisfying a woman (He has a name for his "technique")
2. That he can keep an erection beyond his first climax.
3. Grateful for his job.
Actually the wierdest "Thankful For" I got was: "My abusive childhood "
 
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CreativeNan wrote :
I just read one of my matches gratitude list. My jaw dropped. The first two are rather *ahem* colorful. I wont use his words. I will paraphrase. He didn't use obscene language but essentially he was being boastful
1. He is amazing at satisfying a woman (He has a name for his "technique")
2. That he can keep an erection beyond his first climax.
3. Grateful for his job.

Other than being a little intrigued (The sexual being in me being a little curious), I seriously doubt he is looking for anything serious. It turned me off.

The rest of his profile was basically a cookie cutter type profile.

Has anybody else viewed matches with colorful gratitude lists?
Nope, mine usually list kids, health, God, financial security stuff like that. I did have a guy in OC answer my question of "tell me 3 fun/random things about you" with the 1st being I'm a great lover. I had to smile over that.
 
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Nope, mine usually list kids, health, God, financial security stuff like that. I did have a guy in OC answer my question of "tell me 3 fun/random things about you" with the 1st being I'm a great lover. I had to smile over that.
I'd smile at that too.

[QUOTE=Wiseman2;1171049]Did you mean instead of matches?........lol

Hilarious. Guess he just got his ED Rx filled and wants to use it ?

LOL. You may be right!
 
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