Profile review request

Hey everyone, another newb here looking for advice/critique. I've been here about a month and have received zero responses and zero inquiries. I've sent e-mails to about 20 women (none responded to) and am wondering if perhaps I'm sending a bad vibe or making some other internet dating faux pas. Thanks in advance for your feedback.


May 2010

The one thing Tim is most passionate about:
Being a good Father is my greatest accomplishment. For fun, I love music, particularly singing. A karaoke addict, I need to get on stage a couple of times per month and sing in front of strangers.

The most important thing Tim is looking for in a person is:
Sense of humor is a must. I have written a book of 1,137 "Knock Knock" jokes and I would like to share them with someone special. (I'm kidding about the last part...I didn't write a book).

About Me
Basic Information

Occupation:
Sales Representative Business to Business
Age:
47
Height:
5' 9"
Wants Kids:
No
Kids at Home:
Yes
Ethnicity:
White, non-Hispanic
Religion:
Neither religious nor spiritual
Drinks:
About once a week
Smokes:
Never
In my own words
The most influential person in Tim's life has been:

My sister. She's overcome a ton of adversity and thrived raising two beautiful children, she's awe inspiring.

The three things which Tim is most thankful for:

My son
My health
My friends
Three of Tim's best life-skills are:

Creating a peaceful, beautiful home environment
Using humor to make friends laugh
Maintaining a network of close friends
The one thing Tim wishes MORE people would notice about him is:

My shiny coat. Seriously, I think people see me for who I am. I'm not brooding nor guarded in how I feel about my family and friends. If I love you, I'll let you know. If I don't, I'll leave a burning bag of dog doodie on your porch (just kidding...or am I?). DELETE THIS

The things Tim can't live without are:

My son
Friends
Laptop
Gym
My BlackBerry
The first thing people notice about Tim is:

My rapier wit. And my smile...I like to smile and laugh (but not in a goofy or obnoxious way...OK, maybe a little obnoxious sometimes).

Some additional information Tim wanted you to know is:

I'm looking for the real deal, someone to spend the rest of my life with. I'm not a serial dater (nor a cereal dater...thought I do love Frosted Mini-Wheats....yum). This isn't casual to me nor something to do for kicks or to fill time. I'm hoping to find "her" on this site.

My interests
Tim typically spends his leisure time:

In the summer I ride my motorcycle when the sun shines and would love some company...right now the back seat is empty. I also hit the gym 3-4 nights per week to work on my boyish figure.
The last book Tim read and enjoyed:

Tuesdays with Morrie. It reminded me about how precious life is and how important it is not to waste it. What's done is done and there's no use rehashing and regretting it. You can't change what's already happened, but you can decide what will.
According to my friends:
Tim's friends describe him as:

Warm
Funny
Loyal
Sweet

Hey everyone, another newb here looking for advice/critique. I've been here about a month and have received zero responses and zero inquiries. I've sent e-mails to about 20 women (none responded to) and am wondering if perhaps I'm sending a bad vibe or making some other internet dating faux pas.
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the dog doodie part. it's only funny if you already know someone. otherwise, it reads like a pathetic, forced attempt at humor.

other than that, it seems good.

maybe it's your pictures. are you holding up a dead animal in any of your pics? are any of your pictures with other women, or at Hooters?

Holding up hooters is a no-no

Ok, removed the doodie reference. The pics don't include any dead animals nor hooters, so I'm sure now the love will flow. Thanks again.