Top Ten Signs you spend too much time on Eharmony


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coffeeaddiction is offline coffeeaddiction Post #1  April 14,2010, 11:18am
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Because I am bored and trying not to do work, this is meant to be humorous so don't take offense!

Top Ten Signs you spend WAY too much time on Eharmony

1) You login every 2 seconds to see if one of your matches has replied to you.

2) You constantly edit your profile to be just that right blend of wittiness/high value that you think should make the opposite sex fall at your feet.

3) You lost track of who you sent your interest to, because so many are non responding anyway that you just send your interest to anything with a pretty face.

4) You have an angled myspace type face shot that makes you look nothing like what you really look like.

5) Someone else closing your match sends you into a deep depression, you closing a match gives you a sense of satisfaction.

6) You feel so passionately about the Eharmony process you post on the forum messageboards about it. Constantly.

7) You start to get personally offended at one line profiles/profiles without photos and profiles that give the same, tired, annoying answers to the questions i.e. "You have to be my best friend for me to tell you that!" ARGH

*HEADBANGKEYBOARD*.

8) You start to play with your selection criteria, widening it when you want some attention/people to look at/getting out of a rejection. Then shorten it when you start getting overwhelmed with matches that never go anywhere.

9) Going through your matches starts to feel like the homework you had to when you were in 6th grade. Painful, torturous, and you can't see the point of why you're doing it in the first place.

10) You come up with a top ten list about being on Eharmony instead of doing work. Then realise you need to get a life.

Adding an 11th.

11) You start to get paranoid about what the "Other" close reason actually means. Is it really code for "Sorry, you're too butt ugly for me to touch with a ten foot barge pole?"
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newbie40something is offline newbie40something Post #2  April 14,2010, 11:43am
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OP.....this too shall pass. Lol.

I really don't look at my EH account too much these days. I don't get very many matches. And, the ones I get are not very enticing.

Oh, well. I was there once, though.
 
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fanofsteel is offline fanofsteel Post #3  April 14,2010, 11:48am
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7b) You're so jaded about people who say the one thing they're most passionate about is "life" that you close all such profiles immediately without even looking at the rest of their profile!
 
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When you know more about the functionality than customer care representatives do.
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insertscreenname is offline insertscreenname Post #5  April 14,2010, 1:49pm
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TrekRyder10 wrote :
When you know more about the functionality than customer care representatives do.
LMAO! Too true Trek!

12) You send first questions to "LuckyLips81" who has no pic and one word profile sections ... just for the fun of it.
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TrekRyder10 wrote :
When you know more about the functionality than customer care representatives do.
I think that just means you've been using the site for over a week.
 
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