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timeless2 is offline timeless2 Post #1  February 6,2009, 10:26am
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I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
 
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I hope this helps.
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
 
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*scratches head* Hmm...You walked more than a mile home instead of calling your couch potato husband to come pick you up or try to fix the car...meanwhile, Mr. Mopey/Lazy Butt is bopping your 22 year old neighbor instead of going out to look for a job. And after graciously forgiving him, he still won't even seek counseling at your request ?


Solution...Open the front door,plant your foot in his rear with sufficient force to cause lift-off, close door. As your picture shows, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Why settle for a minnow ?
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Wait....


Are you serious? I'm confused - will the real timeless2 please step forward -
 
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timeless2,474290 wrote :

I hope this helps.
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
First check the fuel gauge.
 
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can't wait til this thread unfolds
 
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i'm confused, were you offering yourself advice on what was wrong with your car? lol. outside of that, i would have to agree wit what Hazmat said...


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*scratches head* Hmm...You walked more than a mile home instead of calling your couch potato husband to come pick you up or try to fix the car...meanwhile, Mr. Mopey/Lazy Butt is bopping your 22 year old neighbor instead of going out to look for a job. And after graciously forgiving him, he still won't even seek counseling at your request ?


Solution...Open the front door,plant your foot in his rear with sufficient force to cause lift-off, close door. As your picture shows, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Why settle for a minnow ?





nailing the 22year old girl next door has nothing to do with him losing his job.
 
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hazmat,474342 wrote :

*scratches head* Hmm...You walked more than a mile home instead of calling your couch potato husband to come pick you up or try to fix the car...meanwhile, Mr. Mopey/Lazy Butt is bopping your 22 year old neighbor instead of going out to look for a job. And after graciously forgiving him, he still won't even seek counseling at your request ?


Solution...Open the front door,plant your foot in his rear with sufficient force to cause lift-off, close door. As your picture shows, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Why settle for a minnow ?
Superb answer - can't put it any better than that.
 
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kat5560 is offline kat5560 Post #9  February 6,2009, 12:47pm
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constantseeker,474343 wrote :

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Wait....


Are you serious? I'm confused - will the real timeless2 please step forward -

im confused too. timeless 2 asked for help and then replyed with an answer to her own post? wery confusing. (and such odd advice to give herself on top of it).
 
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timeless2,474290 wrote :

I hope this helps.
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
THAT was funny! more levity is needed around here- too much hatred and angst!


POST AGAIN! POST AGAIN!


to those who are confused- you need to re-read the first two posts... jokes explained are never funny!
 
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