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Squire is offline Squire Post #1  October 23,2008, 2:15pm
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Currently, our national divorce rate indicates that many people don't take their wedding vows too seriously. Since I also practice not taking things too seriously, I thought I'd ask the masses all huddled in front of the dim glow of their monitors:


"If you could add any premises to a hypothetical set of wedding vows, what would you add?"


Feel free to be as silly, jaded, sarcastic, or hoplessly romantic as you want.


Perhaps you'd say "I'll love him as long as the sun continues to rise, provided he doesn't cheat, give me an std, lose his job, become disfigured in an industrial accident, use my fine cookware to make crystal meth, hook up with my sister (or my brother), or put his toenail clippings in my parents' supper (again).


**Disclaimer: This is meant to be fun and not to be disseminated or misconstrued as factual or realistic.
 
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I had a friend who in his marriage vows, vowed to let his wife be in charge of all the furniture and decorating decisions. I thought that was pretty awesome.
 
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i would add that s/he who cheated in the relationship loses everything
 
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I'd ask she vow not to bring up "issues" while I watch the game.
 
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I vow to make you breakfast in bed every weekend, although it might be kind of difficult cooking near the sheets
 
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LonelyStarState,305694 wrote :

i would add that s/he who cheated in the relationship loses everything
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After we divorce, let's hook up again on eHA.
 
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I vow to dust all your model warcraft, love your pets, and let you hang your framed comic book art somewhere other than your study in our home. (....and I might just have to write that one in, if the new boyfriend proposes someday....hmm, better think about this)
 
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