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These 8 signs may tell you that it's time to call it quits on your relationship.
- October 17th, 2008, 08:18 am
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1.your hottie arrives for your 1st date and she'swearing a wedding ring


2. at the endof your1st date, you're dropping her off at her place and she turns to you and says " David, i had a lovely evening with you!".... and you're asking yourself "who is 'David'? my name is John!"


3. during the date, she tells you about everyone she's slept with in the past, the most recent one being last night... and he was 15 years younger then her


4. she reveals to you that she'shad asexual encounterwith a cousin and then says "hasn't everyone?" with a straight face


5. you find out that she's a member of alocal criminal motorcycle gang.... and she's their leader


6. when visiting her at her place for the first time, her children ask you "are YOU going to be our next dad?" within the first few minutes


7. she's a Red Sox fan (booo!!)


8. you find out that the screen name "1sexyMILF" is actually a bored man living in idaho


- October 17th, 2008, 12:20 pm
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LonelyStarState wrote :

1.your hottie arrives for your 1st date and she'swearing a wedding ring


2. at the endof your1st date, you're dropping her off at her place and she turns to you and says " David, i had a lovely evening with you!".... and you're asking yourself "who is 'David'? my name is John!"


3. during the date, she tells you about everyone she's slept with in the past, the most recent one being last night... and he was 15 years younger then her


4. she reveals to you that she'shad asexual encounterwith a cousin and then says "hasn't everyone?" with a straight face


5. you find out that she's a member of alocal criminal motorcycle gang.... and she's their leader


6. when visiting her at her place for the first time, her children ask you "are YOU going to be our next dad?" within the first few minutes


7. she's a Red Sox fan (booo!!)


8. you find out that the screen name "1sexyMILF" is actually a bored man living in idaho

I think I can pass the test LOL!

Making mental note to instruct DS on no "new daddy" talk.
{wondering} Hasn't everyone had a kissin' cousin? ;-)


- October 17th, 2008, 02:06 pm
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He accidentally texts you something he meant to text another girl!
- October 17th, 2008, 03:53 pm
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MichelleB wrote :

He accidentally texts you something he meant to text another girl!
has that happend to you Michelle?





She tells you that you're much nicer than her real brother
- October 17th, 2008, 05:55 pm
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1. You find a earring (not yours) in the bed.
2. You find panties (not yours) under the bed.
(guys make a note of these first two; girls like to let other girls know they've been there)
3. Yousee lipstick ring on his 'pen is' as he's making a dash for the shower after work.
4. He smells like perfume (not yours) when he comes home.
5. He goes golfing, spends loads of money and hours doing it, then you spot his car down the street at the single neighbor lady's house.
6. In a slinky nightie, youask him to come to bed... and he tells you to stop blocking the tv.
7. He tells you your mom is hot and that he'd do her if you ever broke up.
8. He tells you your friend is hot and wonders if you all could have a threesome.
- October 17th, 2008, 06:42 pm
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eharmonyadvice, wrote :

These 8 signs may tell you that it's time to call it quits on your relationship.
#1. You find yourself joining eHarmony while sit in the relationship.
- October 18th, 2008, 08:22 am
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1. He tells you he's not allowed to have unsupervised contact with minors as he looks longly at your 10 year old.


2. He keeps looking at the photo of your younger sister on the mantel--then asks if he can get a copy of it.


3. He asks to borrow money to tip the waiter and pockets half of it.


4. He calls collect from the local jail and asks you to put money in his canteen account.


5. Empty condom wrappers fall from his pocket while he's looking for change for the parking meter.


6. He keeps telling you how much you look like his dead wife.


7. He's really too interested in the livestock.


8. He asks if he can move his very pretty, never-before-heard-of step-sister into the spare room.
- October 19th, 2008, 12:53 pm
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Murphy54 wrote :

8. He asks if he can move his very pretty, never-before-heard-of step-sister into the spare room.
Bwahahahahahaha! Very good one!
And the condoms one.... you make the bed and find empty wrappers between the mattress/boxspring!
- October 20th, 2008, 10:36 am
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LonelyStarState wrote :

1.your hottie arrives for your 1st date and she'swearing a wedding ring


2. at the endof your1st date, you're dropping her off at her place and she turns to you and says " David, i had a lovely evening with you!".... and you're asking yourself "who is 'David'? my name is John!"


3. during the date, she tells you about everyone she's slept with in the past, the most recent one being last night... and he was 15 years younger then her


4. she reveals to you that she'shad asexual encounterwith a cousin and then says "hasn't everyone?" with a straight face


5. you find out that she's a member of alocal criminal motorcycle gang.... and she's their leader


6. when visiting her at her place for the first time, her children ask you "are YOU going to be our next dad?" within the first few minutes


7. she's a Red Sox fan (booo!!)


8. you find out that the screen name "1sexyMILF" is actually a bored man living in idaho

Interesting, and is that the same 8 rule for a man? lol
- October 21st, 2008, 09:44 am
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