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(1) Just because we're watching the game instead of spending time with you doesn't mean we don't love you ... we just love more.


(2) If you wear a tight-fitting or low-cut top, don't criticize us for not looking at your eyes ... that's like setting a 7 course meal in front of a starving man and blaming him for drooling.


(3) If honesty in a relationship is a priority for you, don't ask us how you look at 7am.


(4) Toilet seats virtually close themselves ... as explained in my new book Potential Energy and You.


(5) Business suits, cute little business-appropriate ankle boots, navel piercings, and lariat necklaces are hot.
 
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(6) Don't wear something and ask if it makes you look fat.
 
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ThePriestess, wrote :

Business suits, cute little business-appropriate ankle boots, navel piercings, and lariat necklaces are hot.
Hmmm.
 
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tweet37,263016 wrote :

(6) Don't wear something and ask if it makes you look fat.
The way I wouldword it is as "Don't ask any question you really don't want an answer to"
 
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7. Hints usually go right over our head...be direct, we can take it.
 
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ThePriestess, wrote :

(1) Just because we're watching the game instead of spending time with you doesn't mean we don't love you ... we just love more.


(2) If you wear a tight-fitting or low-cut top, don't criticize us for not looking at your eyes ... that's like setting a 7 course meal in front of a starving man and blaming him for drooling.


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(5) Business suits, cute little business-appropriate ankle boots, navel piercings, and lariat necklaces are hot.
LOL! Thanks guys! [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-smile.gif[/img]


But Priestess, if I wear one of those tight-fitting, low-cut tops with a business suit, and cute little business-appropriate ankle boots, that show just a little bit of my navel piercing, along with a lariat necklace.... WHO ya gonna love more then??? Me, or your silly old sports on t.v.????? LOL!!! :::batting eyes sweetly::: [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-wink.gif[/img]
 
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SweetJude,263123 wrote :


But Priestess, if I wear one of those tight-fitting, low-cut tops with a business suit, and cute little business-appropriate ankle boots, that show just a little bit of my navel piercing, along with a lariat necklace.... WHO ya gonna love more then??? Me, or your silly old sports on t.v.????? LOL!!!


What's a television?
 
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ThePriestess, wrote :

(1) Just because we're watching the game instead of spending time with you doesn't mean we don't love you ... we just love more.


(2) If you wear a tight-fitting or low-cut top, don't criticize us for not looking at your eyes ... that's like setting a 7 course meal in front of a starving man and blaming him for drooling.


(3) If honesty in a relationship is a priority for you, don't ask us how you look at 7am.


(4) Toilet seats virtually close themselves ... as explained in my new book Potential Energy and You.


(5) Business suits, cute little business-appropriate ankle boots, navel piercings, and lariat necklaces are hot.
1. Will you get out of the way, I can't see Shack!


2. We're quite clear you're all starving . . . however, table manners will get you more desert.


3. I don't even want to know what I look like at 7:00a.m.


4. So it wasn't my imagination


5. And me without a tie to match!
 
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One I learned the hard way over time; when a man grunts or mumbles an "ah-huh"during conversationthat indicates you are being heard and nothing else. He is not agreeing with you, he is not contradicting you, he is not engaging in the dialog AT ALL. He just is.
 
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1. Will you get out of the way, I can't see Shaq!
I believe someone from Canada recently gave us advice on how to alleviate this problem.
 
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