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cblooking is offline cblooking Post #1  August 18,2008, 3:28am
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I had two gems for profiles in my matches this morning. One said the most influential person in his life is his ex-wife "and now I have to learn to live on my own". The other is below... Thought I'd post for the entertainment... BTW the photo posted with the profile below showed a person in what looked like a pink suit with a fedora.



The one thing XXX is most passionate about:

Music.and god[/list]The three things which XXX is most thankful for:

thankful for every day that live ,i thank god.
for my family. how good my darthers have been too me.
for having good parent, that are very heplful.[/list]The most influential person in XXX's life has been:

PASTER NELSON HE IS A MAN OF GOD.[/list]The most important thing XXX is looking for in a person is:

TO BE LOYAL,AND AFFECTIONATE.[/list]The first thing you'll probably notice about XXX when you meet him:

MY CLOTHES.[/list]The one thing XXX wishes MORE people would notice about him is:

WHEN I SHAVED MY BEARD.[/list]XXX typically spends his leisure time:

I LIKE TO COOK GO TO THE PARK TO THE MOVIES I ALSO LIKE TO DANCE SALSA,I LIKE R&B,MEREQUE,BACHATA.[/list]The things XXX can't live without are:

I CAN'T LEVIE WITH OUT GOD
I CAN'T WITH OUT MY SOUL
I CAN'T LEVIE WITH OUT WATER
I CAN'T LEVIE WITH OUT EATING.
I CAN'T LEVIE WITH OUT DREAMS[/list]The last book XXX read and enjoyed:

FLOWER IN THE ATTIC IS ABOUT A WOMAN AND HER FOUR CHILDREN THAT GO TO LIFE WITH HER MOTHER AND FATHER BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND SHE HAD NO MONEY, BUT HER MOTHER PUT THE CHILDREN IN THE ATTIC BECAUSE SHE DID NOT WHAT THE GRANDFATHER TO KNOWN THAT THE CHILDREN WERE THERE BECAUSE SHE MARY HER MOTHERS FIRST COUSIN SHE BELIEF THAT WAS A SIN.I LIKE WHEN HER HUSBAND WAS A LIFE BECAUSE HE WAS GOOD TO HER AND THE CHILDREN.[/list]One thing that only XXX's best friends know is:

I AM A PICKY EATER.[/list]Some additional information XXX wanted you to know is:

I AM VERY ROMANTIC,AND I DO NOT CARE FOR FAT WOMAN.[/list]
 
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Mr_Right is offline Mr_Right Post #2  August 18,2008, 3:31am
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says this is the best wedding picture!

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Wow!


There are a lot of crazys out there, apparently!
 
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alanasnow is offline alanasnow Post #3  August 18,2008, 3:35am
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*nearly chokes on morning coffee*


Whoa... all I can say is, thanks for sharing! Humor is the best thing when you are sick, indeed...
 
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London25 is offline London25 Post #4  August 18,2008, 3:46am
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Oh my! And you closed him how fast? LOL
 
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GolferGuySC is offline GolferGuySC Post #5  August 18,2008, 3:54am
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Did he have his beard shaved in his Pic?
 
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ThePriestess is online now ThePriestess Post #6  August 18,2008, 3:57am
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I like how he included a synopsis of the book he read. Most people would just list the book(s) and you can't really tell if they are being honest or their level of comprehension.
 
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spyder is offline spyder Post #7  August 18,2008, 4:06am
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Re: synopsis of book - With the way he writes it's hard to believe that he is able to read very well at all.


But most of all I love his line: AND I DO NOT CARE FOR FAT WOMAN. I'd take a sane, intelligent, fat person over this blithering idiot any day.
 
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Gr8Guyn2008 is offline Gr8Guyn2008 Post #8  August 18,2008, 4:17am
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First, let me say that neither of your matches were me. The other one couldn't have bee me because I don't have an ex-wife that has been most influential in my life [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]


Then this one could not be me because I don't have a Fedora. Pink suit, but no Fedora [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-smile.gif[/img]


Seriously this profile has all te earmarks of a scammer. Poor English, terrible spelling, part in lower case and most in all caps. If this guy is for real I pity his poor daughters (darthers).
 
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flocondeneige is offline flocondeneige Post #9  August 18,2008, 6:27am
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LOL Its always good to get these once in awhile because it makes all the others seem soooo much better


Thanks for sharing the laugh!!
 
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lada is offline lada Post #10  August 18,2008, 6:30am

hello? hello? ios this fphone still working?

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I swear I got this dude too...
 
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