Pulpfriction is offline Pulpfriction Post #1  August 16,2008, 11:45am
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1. To effectively destroy a Zombie (the walking dead),whatis the suggested method?


2. What is the easiest way to destroy a Vampire?


3. When on a camping trip witha group of friends, your vehicle conks out and you come across an old deserted house (or so you think),who of the group is the one most likelyto meet their demise first?


4. Whena giantliving mass ofJell-O attacks, whatis the recommended method of destruction?


5. If you were bitten by a Zombie (you know you will change into one as well), would you wantto bebanished from your party away from being able to attack your friends and/or family OR would you want someone to to end it right then and there for you?
 
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1. To effectively destroy a Zombie (the walking dead), what is the suggested method?


Sever the brainstem...most effectively by lopping off their heads...which never made sense to me. It's not like they're that bright to begin with...


2. What is the easiest way to destroy a Vampire?


Decapitation (again, with the lopping off of heads).


3. When on a camping trip with a group of friends, your vehicle conks out and you come across an old deserted house (or so you think), who of the group is the one most likely to meet their demise first?


The pretty blonde aways dies first (as is only fair).


4. When a giant living mass of Jell-O attacks, what is the recommended method of destruction?


Pineapple wedges, a jello mold, and a trip to the family reunion.


5. If you were bitten by a Zombie (you know you will change into one as well), would you want to be banished from your party away from being able to attack your friends and/or family OR would you want someone to to end it right then and there for you?


He11 with that. I'm taking as many down with me as I can : )
 
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1. To effectively destroy a Zombie (the walking dead), what is the suggested method?


Any strong blow to the head, the necrotic flesh and bone are weak and minimal brain trauma takes them out of commision.


2. What is the easiest way to destroy a Vampire?


Well sun would be the easiest if they weren't so good at hiding from it. Fire, tends to work as well, since ashes have a really hard time healing themselves.


3. When on a camping trip with a group of friends, your vehicle conks out and you come across an old deserted house (or so you think), who of the group is the one most likely to meet their demise first?


Thank god, I have a lot of friends of diverse ethinc backgrounds, the tokens always go first. Does the reformed bad boy get to live? Or do I still get to go quick a la drinking, smoking, drugs, and sex rules?


4. When a giant living mass of Jell-O attacks, what is the recommended method of destruction?


Napalm? Am I a pyro or does fire just always seem like an effective method?


5. If you were bitten by a Zombie (you know you will change into one as well), would you want to be banished from your party away from being able to attack your friends and/or family OR would you want someone to to end it right then and there for you?


I want someone to hang out with as a zombie, I'm not telling anyone, they're all coming with me. We're gonna be the coolest zombies around. LOL
 
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1.Feed your friend poisen, then feed friend to Zombie


2.let Wynona Ryder suck his nip


3. The first couple to have S * E * X


4. Call Bill Cosby and the cute little kids that follow him everywhere


5. Join the flesh eating fun
 
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dr1619 is offline dr1619 Post #5  August 16,2008, 12:28pm
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1. To effectively destroy a Zombie (the walking dead), what is the suggested method?


Cut them up in itty bitty pieces or burn them


2. What is the easiest way to destroy a Vampire?


Put a wooden stake through their heart


3. When on a camping trip with a group of friends, your vehicle conks out and you come across an old deserted house (or so you think), who of the group is the one most likely to meet their demise first?


The dumb girl with the least amount of clothes on


4. When a giant living mass of Jell-O attacks, what is the recommended method of destruction?


Melt it


5. If you were bitten by a Zombie (you know you will change into one as well), would you want to be banished from your party away from being able to attack your friends and/or family OR would you want someone to to end it right then and there for you?


End it for me
 
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dr1619,217844 wrote :

1. To effectively destroy a Zombie (the walking dead), what is the suggested method?


Cut them up in itty bitty pieces or burn them


2. What is the easiest way to destroy a Vampire?


Put a wooden stake through their heart


3. When on a camping trip with a group of friends, your vehicle conks out and you come across an old deserted house (or so you think), who of the group is the one most likely to meet their demise first?


The dumb girl with the least amount of clothes on


4. When a giant living mass of Jell-O attacks, what is the recommended method of destruction?


Melt it


5. If you were bitten by a Zombie (you know you will change into one as well), would you want to be banished from your party away from being able to attack your friends and/or family OR would you want someone to to end it right then and there for you?


End it for me
Thunderstorming here too, dr. We seem to be in the same weather zone. I was outside enjoying it until there was a crash-boom that sounded like it was aimed for me. I can't remember anything I've done lately to be struck dead for, but I'm hiding under the covers, just in case : )
 
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Pulpfriction, wrote :

1. To effectively destroy a Zombie (the walking dead),whatis the suggested method?


2. What is the easiest way to destroy a Vampire?


3. When on a camping trip witha group of friends, your vehicle conks out and you come across an old deserted house (or so you think),who of the group is the one most likelyto meet their demise first?


4. Whena giantliving mass ofJell-O attacks, whatis the recommended method of destruction?


5. If you were bitten by a Zombie (you know you will change into one as well), would you wantto bebanished from your party away from being able to attack your friends and/or family OR would you want someone to to end it right then and there for you?
1) Since they walk sooooo sloooow, you could probably just jump into your truck and drive away without having to worry about that.


2) Ummm......I don't know.....lemme think...uh....tell a knock-knock joke?


3) Well, based on the movies, which tends to very racist about this, it's usually the one token ethnic minority person.


4) Lots of hot water.


5) Ummm......the first one. I'd bite my family and friends, so I could have some Zombie siblings and some Zombie buddies.
 
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curiousme5 is offline curiousme5 Post #8  August 16,2008, 12:59pm

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scorpio,217870 wrote :








3) Well, based on the movies, which tends to very racist about this, it's usually the one token ethnic minority person.


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LOL! That is so true!
 
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zeb431 is offline zeb431 Post #9  August 16,2008, 9:53pm
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the blob solution was to FREEZE it.
 
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