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sueann427 is offline sueann427 Post #11  July 20,2008, 9:55am
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Can you say "tongue in cheek". I love it because it's so perfect for EH. We should all come up with one, but we'd better do in somewhere other than the "dating" site. We might have too much fun with it.
 
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The scary thing is that he is probably for real! [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]
 
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aday5578 is offline aday5578 Post #13  July 20,2008, 9:59am
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That's a keeper...I hope you didn't close him!!
 
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Atlantagal1950 is offline Atlantagal1950 Post #14  July 20,2008, 10:02am

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Seriously, I would fast track just to hang out with this guy. He's hilarious!
He has down that he wants to fast track. He also, after talking about not drinking, has down that he drinks about once a week. I thought about sending him a message saying that since he is an hour from me and I would have to go there and gas costs so much $$$$, that I will just have to close him because he is too expensive.
 
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wow- what a fun profile to wake up to and read while having a cup of coffee. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-undecided.gif[/img] Hahaha- he said he was decent looking, was he right? How can you let this winner slip away?
He had 4 pictures posted - none of which even came close to having a smiling face. Looks VERY depressed.
 
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nancymargrit is offline nancymargrit Post #16  July 20,2008, 10:09am

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At least you didn't get the answers that I got with one of my matches. The things he couldn't live without were ammunition, guns, and stands for target shooting practice. He thought that the US was the greatest nation on earth and the Bush should use all his power to obliterate every other nation there is.


Talk about honesty! I wouldn't want this man as a next door neighbor, never mind a husband.


I wonder if your match was as serious as mine was or if he's just trying to use humor to get women to pay attention to him.
 
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Mia21972 is offline Mia21972 Post #17  July 20,2008, 10:14am

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Seriously, I would fast track just to hang out with this guy. He's hilarious!


He has down that he wants to fast track. He also, after talking about not drinking, has down that he drinks about once a week. I thought about sending him a message saying that since he is an hour from me and I would have to go there and gas costs so much $$$$, that I will just have to close him because he is too expensive.
please, I'm begging you for all of us, send him a Fast Track message and get him on this board. We NEED him here!
 
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MW77009 is offline MW77009 Post #18  July 20,2008, 10:15am
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If it is a joke, it is the best piece of satire on internet dating I have read!
 
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cp30 is offline cp30 Post #19  July 20,2008, 10:15am

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I think Kathy Griffin wrote that profile.
 
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Wow. Just wow.
 
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