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I really need a woman who is quick witted, sarcastic, and funny. All these eH dames I get are nice and sweet and I just want to yawn. There are a few here who light my fire, but they're just so few and far between. I want a girl who will text back and forth 30 times an hour with me while we're bored at work, who knows how to really use creative profanity, and doesn't have birthday parties for her cats. Is that so hard?
 
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I need a sarcasm? WTF? I hate myself.
 
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every girl on eHarmony is exactly that, CF. None of them are virgins looking for born-again husbands. duh
 
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I'M right here!!!
 
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Mia21972,175594 wrote :

every girl on eHarmony is exactly that, CF. None of them are virgins looking for born-again husbands. duh
speak for yourself Mia. I am a mother of two VIRGIN!
 
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jroblaine,175595 wrote :

I'M right here!!!
Yes, but I'm right HERE, and therein lies the tragedy.
 
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o.k Romeo, othello, etc
 
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jroblaine,175596 wrote :

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every girl on eHarmony is exactly that, CF. None of them are virgins looking for born-again husbands. duh


speak for yourself Mia. I am a mother of two VIRGIN!
Hi J, that was sarcasm. It's just one of the many free services that I offer. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-wink.gif[/img]
 
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o.k Romeo, othello, etc
Was that Shakespeare? I was quoting Seinfeld.
 
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Coldfusion,175593 wrote :

I need a sarcasm? WTF? I hate myself.
I need what you're talking about but with male parts.


A pox on you for ditching Vegas, btw.
 
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