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Maybe you're like me, it's been a few months and you're a little backed up. Or maybe you're still agonizing over that divorce from 8 years ago and haven't had a date since. Or you may even be a 45-year-old virgin who lives with Mom and Aunt Minnie. It's tough.
You’re in the shower and the water is just right, or you rub up against the door accidentally, maybe you see a hot chippie on the cover of Marie Claire in the checkout stand. Next thing you know it feels like you have a boxing kangaroo trying to punch his way out of your trousers. All you can think about is getting to a semi-private area to do what needs to be done.
My advice: Don’t. Resist. After a week or so you'll be so crazed with hormones that you're ready to pounce on anything in a skirt. This is good. This is what you want. All logic and reason barriers are removed; you're an animal with one goal-hot sweaty mating. None of your excuses will matter-shyness, low self esteem, love handles, etc. You will be FORCED to go out and get a piece.
So...less fapping = more action.
 
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Maybe you're like me, it's been a few months and you're a little backed up. Or maybe you're still agonizing over that divorce from 8 years ago and haven't had a date since. Or you may even be a 45-year-old virgin who lives with Mom and Aunt Minnie. It's tough.
You’re in the shower and the water is just right, or you rub up against the door accidentally, maybe you see a hot chippie on the cover of Marie Claire in the checkout stand. Next thing you know it feels like you have a boxing kangaroo trying to punch his way out of your trousers. All you can think about is getting to a semi-private area to do what needs to be done.
My advice: Don’t. Resist. After a week or so you'll be so crazed with hormones that you're ready to pounce on anything in a skirt. This is good. This is what you want. All logic and reason barriers are removed; you're an animal with one goal-hot sweaty mating. None of your excuses will matter-shyness, low self esteem, love handles, etc. You will be FORCED to go out and get a piece.
So...less fapping = more action.
Well YEAH. Self deprivation is out, self pleasure is in.


I have to say though, your showeer scene had a homoerotic vibe when it opened. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif[/img]
 
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LOL


It all makes sense now!


Thank goodness I just got a brand new lock for my chastity belt.
 
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You women have it so easy, you have no idea what it's like to live in our world.
 
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Sorry about your luck dude.
 
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clearly my reading comprehension leaves much to be desired. i saw what i wanted to see. "don't. resist." became "don't resist." [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]i see what you meant now.


but isn't it a concern that stamina will be decreased?
 
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lawyergirl08,174509 wrote :

clearly my reading comprehension leaves much to be desired. i saw what i wanted to see. "don't. resist." became "don't resist." [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img] i see what you meant now.


but isn't it a concern that stamina will be decreased?
Yes, but once victory is assured what you can do is duck into the bathroom and bust out an easy one. If you've brought youself to a proper boil it should take like 30 seconds. Once you get her warmed up you should be raring to go again.
 
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Sexually repressed societies historically have been the most productive for the reasons mentioned above. In the book "think and grow rich" Napoleon Hill talks about how men who cannot control their sexual urges fail to make it very far in life or fail to continue to achieve once it becomes a problem. Thought provoking and quite a quandry =)
 
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Coldfusion,174511 wrote :

lawyergirl08,174509 wrote :


clearly my reading comprehension leaves much to be desired. i saw what i wanted to see. "don't. resist." became "don't resist." [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img] i see what you meant now.


but isn't it a concern that stamina will be decreased?


Yes, but once victory is assured what you can do is duck into the bathroom and bust out an easy one. If you've brought youself to a proper boil it should take like 30 seconds. Once you get her warmed up you should be raring to go again.
The man certainly has a battle plan.


How about the rest of you? What's your recovery time like? What your limit as to how many times you can "respawn"?
 
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Coldfusion,174511 wrote :

lawyergirl08,174509 wrote :


clearly my reading comprehension leaves much to be desired. i saw what i wanted to see. "don't. resist." became "don't resist." [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img] i see what you meant now.


but isn't it a concern that stamina will be decreased?


Yes, but once victory is assured what you can do is duck into the bathroom and bust out an easy one. If you've brought youself to a proper boil it should take like 30 seconds. Once you get her warmed up you should be raring to go again.
Gee, you guys just know what to say to a girl.[img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif[/img]
 
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