goldengirl7676 is offline goldengirl7676 Post #1  July 8,2008, 5:12am
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Sorry for the long post, but I just had to share this photoless gem that was delivered to me this morning. Gee, eH is really going all out to find me decent, normal, quality matches. What a joke!


The one thing________ is most passionate about:
[*]sitting under the stars on a cold night and watching the stars I love music, from trance, gothic, industrial, bl metal, and anything extreme like x games, vampires, anime, orchids, old things from the past, snowboarding[/list]





The three things which________ is most thankful for:
[*]my family cause they are always there
[*]my drive for perfection
[*]my guitar-its always there for me



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The most influential person in________ life has been:
[*]I believe in myself and anything that I have to achieve I have to do it myself cause no one will do anything for you-god makes men and men make themselves, in this world it is up to you to do anything [/list]





The most important thing_________ is looking for in a person is:
[*]honesty, simple type of girl- not pricess personalities-preferably someone from europe from a small village, cause here people seem to be very superficial- I feel that there has to be at least one other person out there that is a good person and hard worker, that values intelligence, knows how to handle things and not get hyserical, be mature yet immature when appropriate- have good virtues or be brought up in that manner- I have to believe that - cause there are so few things to believe in[/list]





The first thing you'll probably notice about _________when you meet him:
[*]I am not an obnoxious american- I am quiet, and reserved, patient, compliant, respectful, grateful for what I have- very european[/list]





The one thing______ wishes MORE people would notice about him is:
[*]I am intelligent european and not into the americana persona-[/list]





__________typically spends his leisure time:
[*]reading or playing music, or helping others when needed[/list]





The things_________ can't live without are:
[*]my guitar [*]God [*]this is an american question- [*]I can live with out many things [*]except GOd and my guitar and family [/list]





The last book_________ read and enjoyed:
[*]karma sutra- love is not a performance rather it is an attitude that one feels and dictates respect on to one's lover[/list]





One thing that only_______ best friends know is:
[*]metal as a philosophical belief[/list]





Some additional information_____ wanted you to know is:
[*]I prefer someone australian, south african, or european- someone from a small place as I am from a small village, americans don't strike me as too intelligent although I was born here- I am european and visit frequently to my homeland and follow my heritage- I know who I am and will not lose that part of me[/list]
 
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London25 is offline London25 Post #2  July 8,2008, 5:27am
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OK - so maybe it's a good thing I didn't get many matches this week.
 
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Gr8Guyn2008 is offline Gr8Guyn2008 Post #3  July 8,2008, 5:45am
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Actually I know some people who are a little bit like this guy [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-undecided.gif[/img]!


They are college educated, hard working and gainfully employed in professional jobs. However, when the sun goes down they like their heavy metal music.


The really big turn off to me, besides the poor English, is that Americans are too intelligent. If this looser is in the US and/or looking in the US he needs to change his attitude.


I hope you closed this guy out already and checked a bunch of the boxes for why.
 
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ROTFLMAO What a horrible way to start the day!!! What did Mark Twain say - Ignorance does not so much consist of not knowing, rather of knowing so many things that aren't true (close enough) That profile would have to be a turn off no matter where you're from. And have to say I'm from Australia and I don't know how you classify it as a 'small' place??? I wonder if he'll hit the eAd boards wondering why he's not getting any responses..........[img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-wink.gif[/img]
 
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yea we should have a whole thread dedicated to wacked profiles!





The one thing xx is most passionate about:
[*]being with the person i im dating (sex)[/list]


The three things which Steven is most thankful for:
[*]good health
[*]great friends
[*]great family[/list]


xx's friends describe him as:
[*]Generous[*]Caring[*]Funny[*]Romantic[/list]


Three of xx's best life-skills are:
[*]Using humor to make friends laugh[*]Helping those who are less fortunate or in need[*]Making art and culture an ongoing part of my life[/list]


xx typically spends his leisure time:
[*]sex[/list]
 
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Sorry for the long post, but I just had to share this photoless gem that was delivered to me this morning. Gee, eH is really going all out to find me decent, normal, quality matches. What a joke!





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Can't you see how worldly and sophisticated he is? He's obviously awesome and you should want to date him for sure. You better hurry up and throw yourself at him before some other lucky lady snaps him up
 
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I closed him out with the reasons of "Because the chemistry is not there" and "Based on the statements in this profile...." I wish eH had a closeout message that said something like, "Because you're an ignorant, obnoxioushorse's arse." [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]
 
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How about this? -


Most passionate about- golf, s e x, beer.


Cannot live without - golf, s e x, beer.


Typically spends leisure time - playing golf, drinking beer, s e x and eating good food.


Should I close him out?!!!


 
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Here's my favorite one. I guess based on my 29 points, eH thought this was a good intellectual match for me. I have to admit tho, he is a bit of a poet, and he still remain, A man!


The one thingxx is most passionate about:
[*]the palite of mankind realy what we are.Doing away with the pety the things taht we fight over.I look for the love peace and harmony that we should all share,I have my animal side also but it tends to be to physical more than the emotional.I'm Passionate about love and the true meaning of that misunderstood word it'not only the external or the primal sent,but the ture belief the there is yin&yang the light the dark the true mate for the man in the woman a sharing of the heart thought life blood that will hold tight to each other and that is the remaining hope for us all.I know all this sounds soft but it's true,And I Still remain A man![/list]
 
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I think they should expand the range of reasons for closing....like:


- Has the personality of a disembowled chicken


- Displays the maturity & sensitivity of a 6 year old


- Thinks with their D#@!


- Appears to have Narcissistic Personality Disorder


- Felt the urge to clean coreas with bleach after reading profile


...........any others??? [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-tongue-out.gif[/img]
 
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