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D_Lion is online now D_Lion Post #1  February 10,2012, 3:26pm
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That's right, sound off if you are wishin' some Kissin' but are instead here ...

And, brighten our day with a Naughty Joke!
 
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Here for a bit longer... it's only 4:38pm here so I'm still working! Lots of cooking to do tonight, throwing a baby shower for a friend tomorrow. And here's your naughty joke.

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that darned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
 
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I am here ... No dates no nothing .. so guess what I am doing ! Cooking ! Already got the desert done and as I sip my wine and snack on some sushi and cheese I am cooking ! Wooohoo ! there is a new Mayday at 10 pm ! I can't wait as it is a new episode !
 
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Wooohoo ! there is a new Mayday at 10 pm !

Is not a Mayday unpredictable ???
 
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I'm here. Already cooked supper and had it with my kids. It's cold here so I'm happy to be in for the night.
 
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eharmonyjc wrote :
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that darned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Ha ha! Me likey.

I always loved this joke ...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!"
 
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Now I know D_Lion is not an aviation fanatic !!!


It is a TV show and on Fridays they have new episodes ! And yes, they are usually VERY unpredictable ...

You know how to fly right ? How did you enjoy your first training emergency landing ?

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Is not a Mayday unpredictable ???
 
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I just finished watching The Help. I thought it was really good and very true to the book. I've also seen The Descendents, Moneyball and The Artist in the best picture category. Has anyone seen these or any of the others?
 
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None of them How was the descendants ? I really want to watch it.
 
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schm1539 is offline schm1539 Post #10  February 10,2012, 7:41pm
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Here for another hour and a half. After that I will be heading out to hang out with a friend. Who knows, maybe can get a date out of it.


VB_Girl wrote :
I just finished watching The Help. I thought it was really good and very true to the book. I've also seen The Descendents, Moneyball and The Artist in the best picture category. Has anyone seen these or any of the others?
Just watched Moneyball last night. I think they did a pretty good job with it.
 
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