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Ladies: if you're in Whole Foods, how should I hit on you?
 
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Never been to Whole Foods.
 
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"My, those melons look quite ripe!"
Last edited by mitchell175; August 15,2011 at 6:21pm. Reason: have you checked out the zucchini?
 
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Organic foods? Oh, sorry - I thought it was orgasmic......
 
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Ask me for some advice on some food - which type to buy for a recipe, how to cook it....what kind of pasta is best with this fish.....

That or tell me you like my melons
 
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Sparkles56 is offline Sparkles56 Post #8  August 15,2011, 6:42pm
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That or tell me you like my melons
I want a date, not to be hit! :P
 
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lol if some guy asked me something about food in whole foods or any store... i'd be like, um, sorry no idea.

now, if he asked me if something was vegan i would probably know before reading the label. (even though i'm not veg anymore)
 
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Sparkles56 wrote :
I want a date, not to be hit! :P
Maybe she'll throw her melons at you?

Sorry, Sparkles, if you want a serious answer to your query, you'll have to post more details...
 
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