I was sitting with friends at an outdoor Jazz concert in September when an attractive candidate for a local judgeship approached us and gave us her campaign flyer and 15-second pitch. I thanked her and asked "Are you single?" She smiled and said "Divorced." I stood up, smiled and shook her hand, and said "Hi, I'm CJ and I'm running for boyfriend... Can I have your vote?" She, her assistant, and my friends all got a hearty laugh out of that one!
I was sitting with friends at an outdoor Jazz concert in September when an attractive candidate for a local judgeship approached us and gave us her campaign flier and 15-second pitch. I thanked her and asked "Are you single?" She smiled and said "Divorced." I stood up, smiled and shook her hand, and said "Hi, I'm CJ and I'm running for boyfriend... Can I have your vote?" She, her assistant, and my friends all got a hearty laugh out of that one!
Approach a woman, tug on your shirt a little and say to her, " Hey, do you know what kind of material this is?" Let her touch your shirt and while she is looking at you a little confused by why you may be asking her to feel the material of your shirt you say, "Boyfriend material." haha... Worked on me! we arent dating but he definitely got a good laugh and a conversation out of using that line! It is still the best i have heard yet!
Approach a woman, tug on your shirt a little and say to her, " Hey, do you know what kind of material this is?" Let her touch your shirt and while she is looking at you a little confused by why you may be asking her to feel the material of your shirt you say, "Boyfriend material." haha... Worked on me! we arent dating but he definitely got a good laugh and a conversation out of using that line! It is still the best i have heard yet!
Sorry Kristena, This isn't original, it was stolen form the Jerry Seinfeld TV show
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