notyet is offline notyet Post #1  June 18,2010, 11:42am
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the following was found by me this morning as i was cleaning out my bookshelves. i gave a copy to each of my daughters years ago. i do not know who the author is/was or where i came across this originally. but i send this out to all the ladies here on eHa...

girls
are like apples
on trees. the best ones
are at the top of the tree.
the boys don't want to reach
for the good ones 'cause they're
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
instead, they get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good
but easy. so, the apples up top think
something's wrong with them when
in reality they are amazing. they just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way to
the top
of the tree
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stevex is offline stevex Post #2  June 18,2010, 11:44am
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What about us tall guys that don't have to work very hard to get the apples that are higher up?
 
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They could just turn on the saw and cut down the tree....
 
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ThePriestess is offline ThePriestess Post #4  June 18,2010, 11:56am
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So you're saying taller menz can pick better apples and the short menz need to get stilts or settle for rotten ones?
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I prefer grapes myself...
 
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ThePriestess wrote :
So you're saying taller menz can pick better apples and the short menz need to get stilts or settle for rotten ones?
Drats you beat me to it.
Last edited by PY_2; June 18,2010 at 12:09pm. Reason: I thought women are like chocolates? You never know whatchu gonna get (depending on the time of the month lol)
 
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Well if you wait for the apples at the top to get bigger they will soon hang low enough for you to pick them.
 
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ThePriestess wrote :
This thread shouldn't be in Dating.

your jealousy is showing.

>):-p
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PY_2 wrote :
I thought women are like chocolates?...

i compared dating to a box of chocolate here--->

PY_2 wrote :
...You never know whatchu gonna get...
but one does know what he will get if one knows for what he is looking
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but does know what he will get if one knows for what he is looking
I do.
 
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