D_Lion is online now D_Lion Post #1  May 21,2010, 6:49pm
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I check a Lady's profile. Nothing out of the ordinary about this.

She states she is five feets four inches (162.5 cm, if you speak metric.)

I check again, about an hour (give or take one Beer) later: now she is five feets five inches (165.1 cm) - indicating an inch of growth per one hour, a rate customarily associated with snow.

Should I worry, or should I send a few extra messages to her?
 
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Nanette is offline Nanette Post #2  May 21,2010, 7:06pm
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check again in another hour to see if she has grown another inch
 
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That might require staying up too late, and possibly one more Beer.
 
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Nanette is offline Nanette Post #4  May 21,2010, 7:16pm
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is she hawt? if so, send her more messages. if not, tell her she is now too tall to suit your preferences
 
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I am certain she Likes me!
 
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D_Lion wrote :
I am certain she Likes me!
Confidence, that's what the boards say a man needs.

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i think you should continue to correspond with her to find out her actual true height

and whats not to like?
 
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how tall is she now?
 
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What was I going to say?
 
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ThePriestess wrote :
What was I going to say?
hmmm . . . nods, scratches chin, and wonders the same thing.
 
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