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D_Lion is online now D_Lion Post #1  April 25,2010, 4:36pm
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If you are a Newbie, a Lurker, a returnee, a refugee from a Group, or basically bored, now is the time to introduce yourself, and tell us oldsters a Joke!

Welcome to eHarmony Advices! I am your Sage, D_Lion, and I could use some new Jokes!
 
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who was Alexander Graham Kowalski??
 
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I'm off the hook at the moment.
 
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who was Alexander Graham Kowalski??
He was the first telephone Pole.
 
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username_already_exists wrote :
who was Alexander Graham Kowalski??
username_already_exists wrote :
He was the first telephone Pole.
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Hi newbies.
 
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username_already_exists wrote :
who was Alexander Graham Kowalski??
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He was the first telephone Pole.
Gr8Guyn2008 wrote :
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the Frogman did not request good jokes. therefore, bad ones satisfy the request.
 
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D_Lion wrote :
If you are a Newbie, a Lurker, a returnee, a refugee from a Group, or basically bored, now is the time to introduce yourself, and tell us oldsters a Joke!

Welcome to eHarmony Advices! I am your Sage, D_Lion, and I could use some new Jokes!
Joke:
A woman and a man walks into a restaurant, the woman wants guy to pay just because he's a guy.

(please forgive me this is an original, I haven't thought of the punch line yet!)
 
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PY_2 wrote :
A woman and a man walk into a restaurant, the woman wants guy to pay just because he's a guy.
After being seated, the man orders them both a glass of wine and following some light chatter they casually look over the menu.

The man looks up from his and asks, "Does anything look particularly good tonight?" The woman, dazzled by this incredible display of chivalry, smiles and replies, "I think I'd like the frog legs."
 
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I'm a newbie... so I'll introduce myself. I can be pretty verbose so I apologize ahead of time and am not offended if anyone doesn't want to read my entire posts. Actually, it takes a lot to offend me. And no, that wasn't a challenge to try to offend me. I'm entirely too tired to think of any jokes, but I'll try to come up with one soon...
 
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