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landstar59 is offline landstar59 Post #1  April 16,2010, 12:23pm
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I don't know if it's that I am getting old, or if this was meant for a younger age group but after listening to the 5 first date turn offs and then the married guy gave his favorite pick up line he used....he overheard this gorgeous girl say she was getting chills and he asked if they were multiplying.... what the heck??? I mean I get it but a turn on for a pick up line....I don't think it is even in the vicinity of being a turn on. What do you other gals think? I vote it as a stinker.
 
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I don't even get it so I guess that isn't such a good line. Perhaps just not a good line to use on me. Hi usually works on me.
 
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For a laugh sometime I've just gotta try: "Hi! Would you like to hear my monkey sex rules?"

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More creepy than anything else ...

Close. Other :P
 
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I have got to check out Monkey Sex Rules. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.
 
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I don't know if it's that I am getting old, or if this was meant for a younger age group but after listening to the 5 first date turn offs and then the married guy gave his favorite pick up line he used....he overheard this gorgeous girl say she was getting chills and he asked if they were multiplying.... what the heck??? I mean I get it but a turn on for a pick up line....I don't think it is even in the vicinity of being a turn on. What do you other gals think? I vote it as a stinker.
Reference to a song from Grease? I'm guessing he came up with it on the spot having just come from his broadway musicals appreciation club.
 
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Can_I_just_be_Jo wrote :
I don't even get it so I guess that isn't such a good line. Perhaps just not a good line to use on me. Hi usually works on me.


Its from the Grease song:


I got chills they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
Cause the power you're supplying
It's Electrifying!

You better shape up cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand
To my heart I must be true

You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
The one that I need oh yes indeed

If you're filled with affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate in my direction
Feel your way

I better shape up, cause you need a man (I need a man)
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove (you better prove)
That my faith is justified
Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

You're the one that I want (You are the one I want)ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
The one that I need oh yes indeed

You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
The one that I need oh yes indeed

You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
The one that I need oh yes indeed

You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey-acap
 
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landstar59 wrote :
I don't know if it's that I am getting old, or if this was meant for a younger age group but after listening to the 5 first date turn offs and then the married guy gave his favorite pick up line he used....he overheard this gorgeous girl say she was getting chills and he asked if they were multiplying.... what the heck??? I mean I get it but a turn on for a pick up line....I don't think it is even in the vicinity of being a turn on. What do you other gals think? I vote it as a stinker.

Before you women start to complain about the lines you hear......you are not qualified to comment unless you tried to pick up a guy with something to start a conversation with.
 
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Oh, well that changes everything:

Close. Likes Grease!
 
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ami1uwant wrote :
Before you women start to complain about the lines you hear......you are not qualified to comment unless you tried to pick up a guy with something to start a conversation with.
Ah ha! But I have picked up guys so I get to play.

Oh and I use the line hi or my god our president sucks! The latter was my pick up line for Troy.
 
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