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FredFarkel is offline FredFarkel Post #1  April 7,2010, 1:05am

and staff solved a bizzare murder today. Film @ 11. Glen Beck will be happy

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OK.

So now there's a **few** eharmony folks who know that I have had an **interesting** past.

Not a criminal, no convictions... just an **interesting** past.

Nuff said.

OK.

So being an upfront kinda guy... generally speaking, before dating, I politely inform my new dates of just "who I am" and "where I came from".

Why, you ask????


Because if I LIED about the past through omission... and let's say, 6 months went by... and my new date found out about **certain things** by snooping in my laptop or snooping through my files - well... let's just say that it's likely that all holy h3ll would break loose.

OK.

So now for the NO WIN part.

LOL

Typical female logic:


1) "I do not want to know about your past."

"But darling... if I choose to lie through omission and eventually you find out anyway... you will accuse me of wasting 6 months of your life and hate on me forever for not being forthright to begin with."

2) "I reserve the right to become angry with you if you disclose too much information in advance AND I reserve the right to become angry with you if you DO NOT disclose your past to me in the future.

"But darling... that makes no sense. How could any reasonable man make the right decision?"





OK brace yourself... here it comes:

"Well it's obvious that you do not understand women. We need to have things both ways. I can't believe that you haven't learned that at your age."
 
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FredFarkel is offline FredFarkel Post #2  April 7,2010, 1:06am

and staff solved a bizzare murder today. Film @ 11. Glen Beck will be happy

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Have fun.

Flame away.

Enjoy.

And when someone figures this stuff out... will you PULLLEEEZE send me a memo???

Thank you.
 
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BikerBeagle is offline BikerBeagle Post #3  April 7,2010, 3:26am
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Date: 4/7/2010
To: FredFarkel
Subj: ...Just Can't Win

Women generally don't find "Bitter" and "Confrontational" attractive qualities in men.

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FredFarkel is offline FredFarkel Post #4  April 7,2010, 4:14am

and staff solved a bizzare murder today. Film @ 11. Glen Beck will be happy

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BikerBeagle wrote :
Date: 4/7/2010
To: FredFarkel
Subj: ...Just Can't Win

Women generally don't find "Bitter" and "Confrontational" attractive qualities in men.

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(pndr) To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses.

In other words... side with the crazy females and up your chances to get a date???


Or... tell it like it is and maybe snag a sane female.

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FredFarkel is offline FredFarkel Post #5  April 7,2010, 4:15am

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Keep 'em coming folks!!! I've got 3 inches of rain coming today and not much on my to do list...

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Mokkesofie is offline Mokkesofie Post #6  April 7,2010, 4:47am
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I'm intrigued and fascinated by what goes on in that interesting mind of yours FF. It's like watching a toreador waving his chiffon rouge in front of the bulls, implanting his decorated banderillas into the neck of the bulls when they, due to his teasing, attack with rage. Intriguing indeed.
 
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Can_I_just_be_Jo is offline Can_I_just_be_Jo Post #7  April 7,2010, 5:25am

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Okay I know you know this but I have to point out it goes both ways. Men say they want an honest woman. I am very honest about everything. Full disclosure and all that. Ya know what guys would tell me? I know you do...if you are that up front with this it makes me wonder what you are hiding. Then they say goodbye.

Whether you tell everything and are truthful there is this assumption that you are lying and hiding things.

Here is where it gets interesting, the reason is your OP. It is assumed that because we assume that you assume that we assume that you assume that something is being hidden. We base this on "that guy" you know the one who messed everything up for everyone else but no one knows who he is. If I ever find "that guy" I am beating the carp out of them for everyone here.
 
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j0hn8andy is offline j0hn8andy Post #8  April 7,2010, 5:46am
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Can_I_just_be_Jo wrote :
Here is where it gets interesting, the reason is your OP. It is assumed that because we assume that you assume that we assume that you assume that something is being hidden. We base this on "that guy" you know the one who messed everything up for everyone else but no one knows who he is. If I ever find "that guy" I am beating the carp out of them for everyone here.
God, I love you, girlFriend!

Do you think we should tell him about that poem I did awhile back? Or should we just assume he'll manage to find his own way there all by his lonesome?

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EMTZ is offline EMTZ Post #9  April 7,2010, 5:48am
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Of course some men can win: by truly not having an "interesting" past, based on your definition and level of "interesting."

If there are no consequences in things that we do, I'm pretty sure almost every one of us will have done much more "interesting" things.
 
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insertscreenname is offline insertscreenname Post #10  April 7,2010, 5:49am
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... is like a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

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*yawn*

Someone missed the train from adolescentville.
 
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