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dietpepsi is offline dietpepsi Post #1  December 28,2009, 10:14pm
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Okay, this is supposed to be fun...but if you actually put this on your profile, it would be a huge turnoff and just not politically correct! Sucks that dating is smoke and mirrors, when relationships are not.

1) I am hella picky, sharp as a tack, judgemental and fundamentally flawed. What's up with the false advertising and the pretense to be sweet and easy-going?
2) You should be hot, sexy, smart, rich, and want me and only me.
3) I really wish you were my ex. Coming back to me and never to leave ever again.
4) In the perfect world, we would *always* be happy. You and Me. Brilliant as the North Star.

Ah, someone put the filter back on. Filter. Yes. Thank you. Have a great night.
 
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1) I am hella picky and hawt damn I'm worth it
2)you have a freaking hard act to follow-big shoes to fill-you're like Avis and have to try harder..
3) when I say i'm active, that does not mean I'll fetch your beer and pretzels while you watch TV. Get up off your a$$ and move it.
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dietpepsi wrote :
. You and Me. Brilliant as the North Star.

Ah, someone put the filter back on. Filter. Yes. Thank you. Have a great night.
Filter, ah yes, here ya go!!!




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dietpepsi is offline dietpepsi Post #4  December 28,2009, 10:37pm
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Wish I could just pick my mate like the way you pick fruit at a grocer!
 
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Most people around here know that I'm very good at offending people when I'm not even trying...
(Yes, I'm perfectly aware of my human defects without your help)
Can you imagine how offensive I can be when I'm trying?
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Can you imagine how offensive I can be when I'm trying?
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.Absolutely! And that's when the laughs roll out. Just make sure you have plenty of alcohol around as an excuse.
 
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The ladies sure do think a lot of themselves
 
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If you honestly felt like saying those things in your profile, than go for it. Dating shouldn't be smoke and mirrors, but always be aware that such things could be a turn off.
 
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"...not into games, and looking for someone who has left the games behind!"

oh, I forgot... that is in my profile!!
 
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richey is online now richey Post #10  December 30,2009, 1:18am
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What i find interesting is that what you "really want to put on your profile" is everything that you want, but nothing about what you offer in return.

Hmmmmm....

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