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D_Lion is online now D_Lion Post #1  November 20,2009, 4:31pm
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This Friday Night Roll Call is dedicated to all Ladies who'd like to have her funny bone tickled!
 
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Well my guy is out in the woods killing Bambi so I would love to be amused.
 
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Tell us a Joke!
 
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I'm in tonight. Went out on a date (3rd) with a new guy last night. Joke from my chiropractor: Do you know the difference between Caesar Salad and sex? If you say no, he tells you he'll meet you tomorrow at noon for lunch. He's harmless but funny.
 
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D_Lion wrote :
Tell us a Joke!
There was this frog on the side of a lake.....

Oh you won't find this funny.
 
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Well my guy is out in the woods killing Bambi so I would love to be amused.

Does he have a mobile phone or other device to which you can direct a Joke?
 
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Oh you won't find this funny.

I have enough Beer to find eHarmony Advices funny!

Try me!
 
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D_Lion wrote :
I have enough Beer to find eHarmony Advices funny!

Try me!
It was a reference to my brother killing frogs at my uncle's lake house.

I don't tell jokes I am just sarcastic.
 
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Oh oh, I just thought of one. GM is paying back the government loans.....

Come on I spit coffee on my computer when I read that.
 
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Ah yes ... GM are paying back the 10% which are "loans;" the 90% which are equity stakes, well ...

(Though, I do think the government will ultimately have spent less than it would have in an uncoordinated bankruptcy.)
 
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