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meri75 is offline meri75 Post #31  November 20,2009, 5:40pm
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A motorist was driving along the road when he spotted a three legged chook! It ran up a track toward a nearby farm, so the motorist decided to follow it. At the end of the track, there was a farmer leaning on the fence.

The motorist said, 'You probably won't believe me - I reckon I just saw a three legged chook!'

'Yep, we breed 'em' replied the farmer.

'But why?' asked the motorist.

'Well, I like a leg, me wife likes a leg and me son likes a leg.'

'And what do they taste like?'

'Dunno mate' said the farmer 'no one can catch the little critters.'
 
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meri75 wrote :
A motorist was driving along the road when he spotted a three legged chook!

Have I been drinking, or does this post say what I think it says?
 
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Can_I_just_be_Jo is offline Can_I_just_be_Jo Post #33  November 20,2009, 5:45pm

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Can't help ya there. Wine or beer?
 
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D_Lion wrote :
Have I been drinking, or does this post say what I think it says?
Dunno Mate. Haha!

'Chook' is Aussie slang for chickens. Chook-yard, chook-house, bbq-chook ... etc etc.
 
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Q. Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?

A. It is all over town.


 
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Now I want to know what DL thought it meant. lol!
 
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Just checking in between parties.
 
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VB_Girl wrote :
Just checking in between parties.
Have to rub having a life in...don't you??

Very Bad!!!
 
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Now I want to know what DL thought it meant. lol!
Well, women here are sometimes referred to as 'bird'. Bird/chook - could be same dif!
 
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Have to rub having a life in...don't you??

Very Bad!!!
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