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D_Lion wrote :
When you run out of argument, why not just say "Frogs rule and I ran out of argument, but would still like a tickling?"
Hey you are more than welcome to try to tickle me. GM is really not my pet peeve.
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Google some.
- November 20th, 2009, 06:16 pm
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Q. What did the potatoe chip say to the battery?

A. If you're EverReady, I'm Frito-Lay.
- November 20th, 2009, 06:21 pm
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Rules for hunting lawyers

Washington state attorney season and bag limits
1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
- November 20th, 2009, 06:24 pm
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This sounds too much like work.
- November 20th, 2009, 06:26 pm
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole-in-one.

(Sorry...I work with kids...)
- November 20th, 2009, 06:26 pm
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Helped a buddy drag a bambi out of the woods this morning...I've done much better with the four-legged bambis this year (4 so far) than the two-legged variety!

Here's a joke that is appropriate:

Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
- November 20th, 2009, 06:27 pm
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Faira wrote :
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole-in-one.

(Sorry...I work with kids...)
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Helped a buddy drag a bambi out of the woods this morning...I've done much better with the four-legged bambis this year (4 so far) than the two-legged variety!

Here's a joke that is appropriate:

Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
- November 20th, 2009, 06:31 pm
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D_Lion wrote :
This sounds too much like work.
Aww take one for the team.
- November 20th, 2009, 06:32 pm
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Does it really surprise anyone that I'm home on a Friday night after that last joke!
- November 20th, 2009, 06:34 pm
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Here's another one...

"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our

relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'"

I'm pretty sure my Ex tried to get me to read that book!
- November 20th, 2009, 06:38 pm
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