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My catalog would have to be a library catalog.

Nabokov. I'd check him out for a week or two just to tickle him silly. He was far too serious.

I'd go fishing with Thoreau but I'd trick him by buying the $16 a box worms and then I'd laugh myself stupid when he lectured me on simple living.

Dostoyevsky I'd keep for a while just so I could hide in odd places and jump out at him yelling BOO and GOTCHA!

Shakespeare....the man who wrote the book on writing. Tragedy, romance, comedy, drama. I would lick him up one side and down the other until I absorbed it all like toad toxin and began to see visions.

Tom Robbins and I would not be allowed to play together lest we light up the sky with ridiculous fireworks. I wouldn't check him out. I'd steal him and set him free but only after an extended period of friendly debauchery.

I would consider a brief stint of lesbianism with Jane Austen, but only so that I could coax the secret of where the real Mr. Darcy lives from her.

I would lock all the self-help books in the basement so they can't do any more harm.

So many books....so little time.
- October 26th, 2009, 07:44 pm
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Hold up - do we have to marry these guys once we buy them, or is shackin' up acceptable?
- October 26th, 2009, 08:06 pm
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*sigh*

I love a good read.

And adhesives. Liquid Nails and all ...

lol.
- October 26th, 2009, 08:07 pm
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Faira,

They are your property. Do with them what you want. You can dress them up ... feed them, whatever ...
- October 26th, 2009, 08:08 pm
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- October 26th, 2009, 08:48 pm
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There seems to be a certain progression here....
- October 26th, 2009, 08:59 pm
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jayjay wrote :
There seems to be a certain progression here....
Jayjay, I liked your idea about the expiration date, LOL!

I'd also like a toll-free number printed on the user-friendly instruction manual -- a 24/7 hotline for trouble-shooting problems with our new partner:

Equipment malfunction? Call the hotline.

Boundary issue? Call the hotline.

Financial disagreement? Call the hotline.

Not enough sex? Call the hotline. Um. Yeh. Maybe that's just for the men...
- October 26th, 2009, 09:25 pm
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jayjay wrote :
There seems to be a certain progression here....
Care to elaborate, Mr. Mysterious?
- October 26th, 2009, 09:52 pm
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Faira wrote :
Care to elaborate, Mr. Mysterious?
We started out with orange arrows saying 'good guy'....and have progressed to adhesives and feeding and dressing them up.
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He just needs to walk up to me and say, "You complete me." That is the sign I am looking for.........not.

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- October 26th, 2009, 11:27 pm
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