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jayjay is offline jayjay Post #21  October 25,2009, 7:00pm
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...things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

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clearlyoblique wrote :
You see that was her idea for a system. But it got me thinking.

I like to ponder.

So, I would like the new

LLBean Catalog of Worthy Men

I could peruse the pages, find one I liked. Read the description, finding out about the composition, intended uses, and durability. I could log onto the website and get customer reviews. Ratings.

I would order him. You see, there is this promise of satisfaction guaranteed. Lifetime warranty. If I were not completely satisfied, I could return him.

But I don't want my money back. I WANT MY TIME BACK.
Sounds like you're describing a mail order bride service....only for women to order a man. So, do you think that's what us men should use?
 
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I just got my Special 2009 Holiday Edition catalog for Heifer International. Interested?
 
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jayjay wrote :
Sounds like you're describing a mail order bride service....only for women to order a man. So, do you think that's what us men should use?
Don't they actually have some or those floating around on the black market? I'm thinking russia ...
 
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I would like to insert a clause:

All potentials come with a 30-day trial period. If, after the end of the 30 days you are still undecided, you may request an additional 30 days, a refund, or an exchange for something similar. In the event we send you a duplicate catalog or order, feel free to keep it or forward it to a friend.

For 24/7 friendly customer service, please dial 1-2GD-TOB-TRUE.
 
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clearlyoblique wrote :
But you would have to order the man ... then there's the shipping. And the taxes.

How much ... ?
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oh well it is your catalog. You decide.
OK:

I think: over a certain weight? Shipping is free.
 
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nightling is offline nightling Post #26  October 25,2009, 7:08pm
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clearlyoblique wrote :
I just got my Special 2009 Holiday Edition catalog for Heifer International. Interested?
lol
 
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I think: over a certain weight? Shipping is free.

Only when it's a full container load.
 
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clearlyoblique wrote :
OK:

I think: over a certain weight? Shipping is free.
But CO I am still laughing from the other post ... you can't make me keep laughing like this.

lol
 
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No, Jayjay, I thought of the catalog only because I want to be able to munch popcorn and ponder which attributes fit into my closet, I mean, life.
 
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jayjay is offline jayjay Post #30  October 25,2009, 7:11pm
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...things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

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I just got my Special 2009 Holiday Edition catalog for Heifer International. Interested?
Do I have to buy them....or can I get the milk for free?
 
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