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D_Lion is online now D_Lion Post #161  November 3,2009, 2:52pm
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nightling wrote :
You never did answer my question D as to whether you are farm-raised. ; )

I am bedroom-raised.
 
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trixie1868 wrote :
So girls, when are we going to Reykjavik? No amphibeans of any kind in Iceland.


Then you should come to NJ.
 
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what the bejeezus is going on round here?!

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Then you should come to NJ.

You inviting me?

Be careful. I have a passport and a penchant for hot tamales and pecan pie that can not be satisfied this side of the atlantic.
 
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Why would you go to Iceland in wintertime?

Bad idea!
 
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D_Lion wrote :
Why would you go to Iceland in wintertime?

Bad idea!
Northern Lights.
 
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Ice ice baby! Let's go ... I need me some sicles and someone to keep me warm.
 
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D_Lion wrote :
I am bedroom-raised.
More like you rise in the bedroom.

It remains to be seen if you're well raised.
 
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Hey Nightling,

we just got a shipment:
 
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zal is offline zal Post #169  November 17,2009, 2:45pm
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You see that was her idea for a system. But it got me thinking.

I like to ponder.

So, I would like the new

LLBean Catalog of Worthy Men

I could peruse the pages, find one I liked. Read the description, finding out about the composition, intended uses, and durability. I could log onto the website and get customer reviews. Ratings.

I would order him. You see, there is this promise of satisfaction guaranteed. Lifetime warranty. If I were not completely satisfied, I could return him.

But I don't want my money back. I WANT MY TIME BACK.
Hmm. Sounds like a horrible idea to me, CO. In fact it reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode (the facts may be distorted due to time but....) Essentially, guy dies and goes to heaven. Now this guy wasn't a saint, but not completely evil. Nevertheless he's pleasantly surprised to be in Heaven. It's awesome. He goes gambling and he can't lose! Beautiful women throw themselves at him. Whatever he wants he gets. Well (yeah, you see this coming....

Soon he becomes bored out of his mind. He tells Saint Peter: "I don't belong here. I thought this was great at first, but I'm so bored I'm going insane!" He continues "I'm not cut out for Heaven. Can't you please send me to the other place." St. Peter chuckles and says, "My dear boy, this IS the other place."

The moral: I don't know. I'm not good with morals, but I think we all need some pain and misery at least once in awhile to keep us relishing the good times.

That is all.
 
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But Zal, I've had my pain and suffering ...

Can I get just a little high quality merchandise with a warranty? Free shipping?

I know ... I know ...

Fish are realists.
 
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