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It's getting close to Halloween and I need a good laugh. What is the spookiest/weirdest/looniest thing a date has ever said to you that just made you want to run the other way screaming?

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I went out with this guy I met online. We were talking over coffee when about an hour in or so, he said, "You know, Hitler wasn't such a bad guy."

I choked on my chai. I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt--that I'd perhaps heard him wrong. "Beg pardon?" I asked sweetly.

"Think about it. Hitler was the first elected head of state to enact animal rights' laws. I think he gets a bum wrap in the media and in history books," he whined.

My eyes got as round as my saucers. I knew Hitler had been voted into office and that he loved animals, but..."Six million Jews dead in the Holocaust?"

"Yeah, but I'm talking about ANIMAL RIGHTS!"

He went to the little boys room about 10 minutes later and I was out the door in 10 seconds.
- October 13th, 2009, 08:11 pm
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"There is no "chemistry" "
- October 13th, 2009, 08:15 pm
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On a first and last date, he said "I'm going to shut down my profile because I think I've found the one" That really freaked me out!
- October 13th, 2009, 08:23 pm
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I once had a date tell me it had taken him 5 years to ask me out. Then he brought his 7-year-old brother on our date, which was a very violent movie. When we picked up his little brother, his older brother, who was quite high, kept trying to hit on me.

Finally, at the end of the date, as we stood in my doorway, a carload of drunks pulled up, saw his long hair and began laughing and yelling uncontrollably about the two chicks on a date.

Yes, there is a he11.
- October 13th, 2009, 08:54 pm
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"Are you going to do that after we're married ?" Umm...on the first date.
- October 13th, 2009, 09:57 pm
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( I RESISTED the urge to retort to that: "Last time something like that happened, there was a REALLY big star in the sky")
- October 14th, 2009, 04:26 am
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I've had a few creepies...

Propably the worst was the guy I was on the phone with, a few days after meeting him for coffee.

He blurted out what I was wearing. A bit odd, but it was the ol generic jeans and a t-shirt. What really creeped me out was when he told me I should walk upstairs and tell my kids to stop jumping on the bed before one of them got hurt.

Yikes!! I'd never told him where I lived. He'd been watching us from outside the house. Creeeeep - eeeeeeee
- October 14th, 2009, 06:45 am
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lucky173 wrote :
I've had a few creepies...

Propably the worst was the guy I was on the phone with, a few days after meeting him for coffee.

He blurted out what I was wearing. A bit odd, but it was the ol generic jeans and a t-shirt. What really creeped me out was when he told me I should walk upstairs and tell my kids to stop jumping on the bed before one of them got hurt.

Yikes!! I'd never told him where I lived. He'd been watching us from outside the house. Creeeeep - eeeeeeee
That's just frightening. What happened? I'm assuming you didn't go out again but did he continue to hang out around your house?
- October 14th, 2009, 06:48 am
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Wow that's right out of one of those teen horror flicks. How'd you get rid of him?
- October 14th, 2009, 09:17 am
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During the date I noticed a little wet spot on his sweats near the area of his male anatomy. He noticed that I noticed and I thought he was embarrassed, so I gave him a kind smile.

Shortly after my discovery, he said if you think that's something, you should see the mess when I'm really excited.

I didn't know what to do! I was trapped in the Twilight Zone and this fool was smiling at me!

I excused myself and said I felt sick. I grabbed my purse and fled.

To this day, try as I might not to, I check out men's sweats. He scarred me for life.
- October 14th, 2009, 01:47 pm
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