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Things Homer is passionate about

Halloween masks, my Chemistry set and chain saws

Things Homer is really thankful for

The fingernail polish kit Mother gave me for Christmas
Learning how to play bridge with Mother’s friends
Mother teaching me how to sleep like “spoons”


People who have influenced Homer

Mother
My counselor at Camp Boondocks, Mr. Winkiebean.
Mr. Magic, the man in the alley near the school playground

Homer’s friends describe him as:

Unique, slow, bipedal, better in controlled settings, not babysitter material

Three of Homer’s best Life-skills are:

Pac-man, helping Mother do her toenails, listening to tell if anyone is coming.

The three most important things Homer is looking for in a person are:

Warm hands, ability to keep a secret, locks on their doors

The first thing you’ll probably notice about Homer is:

I’m alone

Other information about Homer

I hate crowds. Love children. Only drool in my sleep. Favorite action hero is Pee Wee Herman. I know what girls have. Hope to find someone soon.
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