So, here I am at Walmart and this lady grabs my attention......


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Shads is offline Shads Post #1  August 27,2009, 8:18pm
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This happened to me two days ago and I thought it would be a fun experience to share...seeing as I'm still thinking about it... lol

Ahem.... So, here I am at Walmart shopping for a few items and things are normal in the store. Crowded...mixed languages...items not fully stocked (which angers me)...ect..ect... Normal Walmart atmosphere.

Then this very attractive lady walks by me and I had to take a second glance behind me to do a double take (yea, that serious). And in doing so I catch her glancing back as well. "Ok, game on!" I think to myself. Unfortunately, I was not feeling very confidant and I was actually somewhat hesitant, but I thought to myself, " Remember your motto Aaron: Make it happen!"

She wore faded jeans, flowing long unkept blonde hair, 5' 9" with a great rear end... So, I took the next left and began my stalking.. lol

I "bumped" into her at the 'air freshner' section. I said, " Hello" and smiled. She smiled and started playing with her hair (THE SIGN!). And we started to talk. She was very easy to talk to and kinda chatty like me. Learned her name is Gale and that she lives close by. I told her I shop here all the time and never seen her before. And it went on like this for sometime and actually got a little playful.

Then all of a sudden as I was speaking to her about "The Chicago Air show" that happened a few weeks ago.. I notice she is somewhat distracted and staring at me or my stomach area. She nods and says, "ah huh" every once in a while in response to my story, but its clear something is not right all of a sudden.

So, we depart on good standing and she waves and says, "I'll see you around". I respond, " Yes, I hope so." and wave back.

So, I check my 'fly' quickly with my finger.... No, thats not it...it's all zipped up. Hmmmmm......maybe bad breath? Maybe something crossed her mind all of a sudden? Maybe a lot of things.... So I decide not to worry too much about it, but it was disappointing. She was easy on the eyes and interesting.

I'm at the check out line and I begin to unload my cart. Paper Towels, bars of soap, shaving cream, new socks, a cool wine stopper, frozen pizza..... and a big box of the 64 pack Trojan Condoms, which was on top of all my items........
 
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Oh; that's hilarious.

I did not see that punchline coming (so to speak)...lol!

(Thanks for lightening up this forum with a funny story, too; it needs it today! )
 
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bWAHHhahahahahhhhhAAA!

tears sprouting from my eyes!

Oh, Shads, this is .....!

I can just see her talking to her girlfriends tonight.
still drying off the tears and trying to catch my breath...

Do I hear a new thread title..."Second Walmart date: do ya think?"

thanks so much for telling on yourself. one of the things we love about you, y'know?
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...things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

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OK Shads....here's my advice. If you bump into her again within the next week or two....make sure you have ANOTHER 64 pack in your cart.
 
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jayjay wrote :
OK Shads....here's my advice. If you bump into her again within the next week or two....make sure you have ANOTHER 64 pack in your cart.
gnahhhaaaahhhhh....snort**!

I think I'm gonna hang around this thread all night.
 
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I'm sorry....I'm still trying to figure out if you picked up that box on accident? a 64 pack? really? are you some kind if gigilo?
 
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jayjay wrote :
OK Shads....here's my advice. If you bump into her again within the next week or two....make sure you have ANOTHER 64 pack in your cart.
PHHHFFFTTT!!

Don't forget to ask her what she thinks of your....car, either.
 
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*still staring at the box* ??? what did you mean to pick up instead? the twelve pack? a pregnancy test? foot creme?

there is no good explanation here...
 
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jayjay wrote :
OK Shads....here's my advice. If you bump into her again within the next week or two....make sure you have ANOTHER 64 pack in your cart.
....and after she notices it give her a sly grin and a big wink.
 
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...and then may I refer you to an illuminating thread elsewhere herein: "How useful is the advice...."
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