So, here I am at Walmart and this lady grabs my attention......


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RebornInFire is offline RebornInFire Post #21  August 27,2009, 9:08pm
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I'm kind of hung up on the idea that you aren't in a relationship because you are obviously checking out the merchandise, yet you are buying a 64 pack. They have an expiration date you know. I like your optimism.
 
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...things seem to have gotten quiet around here.

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RebornInFire wrote :
I'm kind of hung up on the idea that you aren't in a relationship because you are obviously checking out the merchandise, yet you are buying a 64 pack. They have an expiration date you know. I like your optimism.
He's making himself use them until he gets tested.
 
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RebornInFire wrote :
I'm kind of hung up on the idea that you aren't in a relationship because you are obviously checking out the merchandise, yet you are buying a 64 pack. They have an expiration date you know. I like your optimism.
They have an expiration date???

I'm just laughing because I never ever in my life bought any until last year... when I got a pack for my son.

According to him, the clerk at the store gave him the evil eye and was about to cast some kind of spell on him, so he dropped them and ran. I explained that I would buy them once, but if he was adult enough to drop trou, he was adult enough to stand up to The Wicked Witch of Walgreen's.

He never asked again, and I'm not a grandma, so...
 
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chawks64 wrote :
They have an expiration date???
Latex condoms that contain spermicide should not be used more than two years after the manufacture date. Condoms that do not contain spermicide can be used up to 5 years after the manufacturer's date.

Good news Shad..You have a lot of time!
 
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Love it Shads.

Thanks for sharing.
 
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LizziePooh wrote :
Gothustartus' are.


(Yes, I keep a little spreadsheet of your guys' comments out there - think of it like my little black book!)
Jeez, i can never remember what i said ten seconds after saying it.
 
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simplemind wrote :
bWAHHhahahahahhhhhAAA!

tears sprouting from my eyes!

Oh, Shads, this is .....!

I can just see her talking to her girlfriends tonight.
still drying off the tears and trying to catch my breath...

Do I hear a new thread title..."Second Walmart date: do ya think?"

thanks so much for telling on yourself. one of the things we love about you, y'know?



Yea, I like to poke fun at myself. Keeps me grounded and I learn alot..

Maybe there will be a 'Second Walmart' story... I hope so..
 
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jayjay wrote :
OK Shads....here's my advice. If you bump into her again within the next week or two....make sure you have ANOTHER 64 pack in your cart.



LOL... Geeeeeeeeeeeez! Wonder what she would think....or the cashier!
 
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I'm sorry....I'm still trying to figure out if you picked up that box on accident? a 64 pack? really? are you some kind if gigilo?

Naaaa... I buy certain things in bulk. Whip cream, Butter, Strawberries.....
 
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gothustartus wrote :
There was a woman at a singles group meet in a pub who i had been flirting with online for a long time, we'd met at a previous group meet but i hadn't made a move then because there were like 3 women and thirty guys at that meet, she was being hit on constantly and i didn't want to be just another shark. Well at the pub i wore a jacket i hadn't worn for a long time, i went into my pocket for my wallet and out fell a pack of condoms, literally at her feet. Everyone had a good laugh about it and i thought no more of it.
When i got home that night there was a message waiting for me from her, inviting me out on a date.
We were together for three years.

SEE! You never know. Glad to see this stuff still happens in real life and not just in movies....
 
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