gothustartus is offline gothustartus Post #1  August 16,2009, 4:04am
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Over the course of many chats with women friends i've picked up a small dictionaries worth of Date-speak, those little descriptive nuggets we all know and love, so here's a handy little translation, please feel free to add any contributions i've left out.

Single. (I left my wedding ring in my locker at work.)

Considered good looking. (I'm meeting you somewhere dark.)

Young looking. (I'm meeting you somewhere very dark.)

Fit. (I spend 8 hours a day in the gym, worship my magnificence.)

Carefree. (My wife is visiting her sister for a week.)

Discrete. (Her harpy friends may check up on me.)

GSOH. (No sense of humour but i've heard women drop their knickers for comedians.)

Good listener. (I'll pretend to listen to anything if it gets me into your knickers.)

No hang-ups. (If i tell you about my neuroses you won't sleep with me.)

Not pushy. (I'm never going to call you.)

Fun loving. (I'm kinky.)

Highly sexed. (I'll try to shag all of your friends.)

Party animal. (Always on the lookout for free beer and women too drunk to know better.)

Shy. (If i speak you'll realise what an a**hole i am and vanish.)

My wife and i have an understanding. (She thinks i'm at the office doing overtime.)

My wife doesn't understand me. (She caught me once before and i've been in the doghouse ever since.)
 
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Nothing to add, Goth, other than the fact you've made me laugh

That said, I feel like I've been missing out - I'm yet to meet a man, who openly claimed to be "Highly sexed". I'll try to improve on my search skills for that!
 
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IcecreamMoon wrote :
Nothing to add, Goth, other than the fact you've made me laugh

That said, I feel like I've been missing out - I'm yet to meet a man, who openly claimed to be "Highly sexed". I'll try to improve on my search skills for that!
Well no, a guy saying he is highly sexed is a bit like him saying "Let's forget dinner, there's a hotel down the street and i've bought vodka and fluffy handcuffs."
 
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gothustartus wrote :
Well no, a guy saying he is highly sexed is a bit like him saying "Let's forget dinner, there's a hotel down the street and i've bought vodka and fluffy handcuffs."
I've definitey been missing out!
 
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I've definitey been missing out!
Well i guess all the guys you might have heard it from all came over here to be barmen.
 
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Well i guess all the guys you might have heard it from all came over here to be barmen.
Thanks for the hint. I still have time to reshuffle my itinerary - London is not that far from Paris after all...
 
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IcecreamMoon wrote :
Thanks for the hint. I still have time to reshuffle my itinerary - London is not that far from Paris after all...
Yeah, no kidding! None of my dates ever wanna whip out the vodka and fluffy handcuffs! LOL!

And, hey! I AM considered attractive and I DO look young! Guess it's only really crap when a dude says it, eh?
 
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Here I thought I was going to get a lesson in how to understand what my date was telling me

This is cheater speak
 
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Considerate (I'll consider if I'll date you or not)

Fun Loving (Got bail money?)
 
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