Allie_Kat is offline Allie_Kat Post #1  June 24,2009, 11:44pm
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Hey!

So, what are some of the best/worst pick-up lines you've ever heard? And, whether you went for it or not.

Best I've heard thus far, lets see if you can top it:

"Do I look like a polar bear? Because I think I just broke the ice"
 
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I was in the Dance Club scene for about 9 months when I was in the Air Force (years ago) so I only had a short amount of time to engage in any type of pick-up. On top of that the girl that I was usually attracted to was the one that looked like her girlfriends had dragged there against her will So this combined limited my opportunities.

But......one line I did try which got me a laugh and a few dances was.....

Haven't I seen you before? Yeah it was World War II. I was a soldier just wounded in battle and you were the nurse attending to me. It was my leg that was hurt but you tore open my shirt anyway, and even though I was breathing just fine you kept insisting on giving me mouth to mouth.
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waltercl wrote :
Haven't I seen you before? Yeah it was World War II. I was a soldier just wounded in battle and you were the nurse attending to me. It was my leg that was hurt but you tore open my shirt anyway, and even though I was breathing just fine but you kept insisting on giving me mouth to mouth.
Haha that's a great one! I expected a bunch of responses to this thread. Oh well...
The worst ever I've heard was 'are those space pants, because your ass is outta this world'. Now THAT takes the cheezy award. Yours was original!
 
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Oooh, this one is fun.

"I'd marry your cat just to get into the family."

"So, you're a girl, huh?"

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!"

"There's this movie I want to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..."

"You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

"You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to Piccachu!"

"You must be an adverb, you sure do modify me!"

"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Excuse me, I'm writing a term paper about the finer things in life and was wondering if I could interview you?"

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"If you were a phaser you'd be set on stunning!"

"Will you be my derivative? 'Cause I'll be the area under your curves!"

"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Jacquesne

P.S. Disclaimer: These are meant to be humorous. If you are offended I apologize. Could I get your number so I can make the apology on the phone?

Kidding! Kidding! Had to add in one terrible line of my own =)
 
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Jacquesne wrote :
Oooh, this one is fun.

"I'd marry your cat just to get into the family."

"So, you're a girl, huh?"

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!"

"There's this movie I want to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..."

"You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

"You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to Piccachu!"

"You must be an adverb, you sure do modify me!"

"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Excuse me, I'm writing a term paper about the finer things in life and was wondering if I could interview you?"

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"If you were a phaser you'd be set on stunning!"

"Will you be my derivative? 'Cause I'll be the area under your curves!"

"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Jacquesne

P.S. Disclaimer: These are meant to be humorous. If you are offended I apologize. Could I get your number so I can make the apology on the phone?

Kidding! Kidding! Had to add in one terrible line of my own =)

Oh wow! Dairy Queen, insurance reason, love at first site, and last but not least 'you're so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line' are by far better then my cheezy fav about the polar bear Those 4 would've had me forsure haha. Nothing better then humor to pick a chick up.
 
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So... are you on myspace?
 
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Jacquesne wrote :
Oooh, this one is fun.

"I'd marry your cat just to get into the family."

"So, you're a girl, huh?"

"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want!"

"There's this movie I want to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..."

"You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

"You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to Piccachu!"

"You must be an adverb, you sure do modify me!"

"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Excuse me, I'm writing a term paper about the finer things in life and was wondering if I could interview you?"

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"If you were a phaser you'd be set on stunning!"

"Will you be my derivative? 'Cause I'll be the area under your curves!"

"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Jacquesne

P.S. Disclaimer: These are meant to be humorous. If you are offended I apologize. Could I get your number so I can make the apology on the phone?

Kidding! Kidding! Had to add in one terrible line of my own =)
These were great, Jaquesne!

One or two of them might even have worked on me, and I don't usually fall for pick up lines. But then I don't go to pick up places anyway (not since my late twenties.)
 
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