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scarlet13 wrote :
or, "no thanks, i've already had dinner"
As in "Baby, the other, other white meat"?
- June 13th, 2009, 12:20 am
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HORRIBLY politically incorrect, I know that, but I sussed out the "target" first and took a chance.


I was in a supermarket in San Francisco behind a gorgeous blonde, and at the checkout counter was a gentleman obviously of Middle Eastern descent....


I whispered to the woman,


"Oh my gawd, I'm all out of money; do you take hostages ?



I swear to the deity of your choice, she cracked up. I got to meet her. It worked.


Turns out she was an air hostess, too, --- a real stunner.

I am NOT recommending this; this was waaaaay before 9/11
- June 13th, 2009, 02:34 am
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coffeegeek wrote :

For whatever reason, this made me think of this quote :

Gentlemen! What can I get ya?

Beer.
Blueberry daquiri.

If you can tell me where that's from without Googling, I'll buy you a plane ticket to fly down here and have as many umbrella drinks as you want.

Bummer, no vacation for me. I googled all combinations of beer, blueberry daiquiri, movie, and gentlemen, and couldn't find anything... What is it??
- June 13th, 2009, 08:03 am
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Bummer, no vacation for me. I googled all combinations of beer, blueberry daiquiri, movie, and gentlemen, and couldn't find anything... What is it??
Watch this for 1 minute and all shall be revealed.

YouTube

Actually, watch till 1:30 and you'll see why I thought of this when you said umbrella drinks.

And remember... life is like a mop...
- June 13th, 2009, 08:27 am
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MelinCali wrote :
LOL!

I'm curious how he would respond to the answer of "yes"!
LOL next time someone says it, I'll say yes and let you know if he goes running or not..
- June 13th, 2009, 09:17 am
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IcecreamMoon wrote :
Absolutely! It's hillarious and would certainly grab my attention.
I got mine! but then again humor is the way to my heart.. LOL
- June 13th, 2009, 09:22 am
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Hey, can you tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform?
- June 13th, 2009, 05:13 pm
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coffeegeek wrote :
FTFY
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What the heck is FTFY??? And Mermaid, he changed your post.

Ok, already!!! What is it????
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FTFY = Fixed that for you

And I'm not telling yet.
It wasn't broken!!! You are evil! WTH's my mace (rooting around in purse)!
- June 13th, 2009, 07:55 pm
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mermaid2244 wrote :
It wasn't broken!!! You are evil! WTH's my mace (rooting around in purse)!


Someone tell me when the mean lady has gone
- June 13th, 2009, 10:20 pm
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coffeegeek wrote :


Someone tell me when the mean lady has gone
You can't possibly mean ME?
- June 13th, 2009, 10:28 pm
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