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scarlet13 wrote :
"hi. i'm scarlet, and when i drink tequila i like to take my pants off. "

works every time.
THAT is funny!!!!! Cracked me up!
- June 12th, 2009, 05:54 pm
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D_Lion wrote :
Well, duh!

What works on you? That's what we need to know.
OOOH.

"hi, i'm D_Lion, and i own stock in Jose Cuervo"

- June 12th, 2009, 06:08 pm
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eH_Advice_Admin_Lori wrote :
How do you react to that, does it work to get your attention in a favorable way?
"hi beautiful" or gorgeous, or whatever, would irritate me.

in all seriousness, a hello i'm so and so, would you like to talk? goes much much further.
- June 12th, 2009, 06:11 pm
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coffeegeek wrote :
I have one I thought was ok, but found out the hard way was very not ok.

So I'm sitting at a bar with some friends watching a hockey game. This really beautiful woman comes and sits down on the stool next to me even though there were plenty of other places to sit. After waiting about 10 minutes to see if she was meeting anyone, I turn to her and say :

"I would be remiss in my duties as a gentleman if I didn't offer to buy the prettiest girl in the room a drink. What will you have?"

She didn't say a word, turned away from me, reached into her purse, turned back around, and maced me. This is not an exaggeration nor am I leaving out any details. So apparently, that's what you should not say to a girl At least she got kicked out and I had my tab comp'ed.
Wow! That is pretty amazing. So, I don't think I know anyone that has been maced before. What did it feel like? And for how long?
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- June 12th, 2009, 06:21 pm
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depends on the kind of mace and if you get a full face of it or not.

but it sucks- there's a lot of eye watering, coughing and more mucus coming out of you than you ever thought possible.
- June 12th, 2009, 06:25 pm
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scarlet13 wrote :
depends on the kind of mace and if you get a full face of it or not.

but it sucks- there's a lot of eye watering, coughing and more mucus coming out of you than you ever thought possible.
Were you maced, Scartlet??? Oh, do tell!!! Was tequila involved???
- June 12th, 2009, 06:27 pm
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Were you maced, Scartlet??? Oh, do tell!!! Was tequila involved???
yes i was, by accident. the woman who maced me was aiming for the guy behind me. I'm assuming she wasn't from NJ though because us jersey girls are b1tchin' with an areosol can.

no tequila though.
- June 12th, 2009, 06:34 pm
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tweet37 wrote :
The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
What was your response? Shh, my voices are sleeping?
- June 12th, 2009, 06:36 pm
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Hi.
I knew you were "the one"!!
- June 12th, 2009, 07:34 pm
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coffeegeek wrote :
I have one I thought was ok, but found out the hard way was very not ok.

So I'm sitting at a bar with some friends watching a hockey game. This really beautiful woman comes and sits down on the stool next to me even though there were plenty of other places to sit. After waiting about 10 minutes to see if she was meeting anyone, I turn to her and say :

"I would be remiss in my duties as a gentleman if I didn't offer to buy the prettiest girl in the room a drink. What will you have?"

She didn't say a word, turned away from me, reached into her purse, turned back around, and maced me. This is not an exaggeration nor am I leaving out any details. So apparently, that's what you should not say to a girl At least she got kicked out and I had my tab comp'ed.
I'd like something fruity with an umbrella in it, please!
- June 12th, 2009, 07:39 pm
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