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Talmeg wrote :
After you said that I just had to look at your profile. You do have good genes... WOW!

I would have guessed 48....


* And this is not even a grocery store . . . . . *
 
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verylibra wrote :
Several years ago friends suggested I try to meet men in the grocery, particularly the frozen food and dairy aisles. I thought this was the silliest thing I had ever heard until I began to observe hunting techniques used by shoppers.

One day a woman knocked over an entire display of crackers. Being the nice person I am, I stopped to help her as did a nice man. She almost growled at me before I realized she had done it on purpose. As I went about my shopping that day, this same poor man had food "dropped" in front of him in several different areas. He was attractive, nicely groomed and ringless. I wonder how long it takes him to get his grocery list finished each week?

As I checked out, I noticed men hoovering close to the ends of aisle near the check out stands. It wasn't until the woman in front of me began to empty her cart that I "got it". As she bent over the front of her cart, you could see down her top, all the way to her skivvys. She had to have known she was doing it because she kept bending way over very slowly. It was so funny, I could barely contain myself. I've also noticed that most of the aisle hoovers are married...LOL!

Honestly, I thought this type of thing only happened in movies. This can't be Kroger's where this is going on.
 
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So...what I'm hearing is...the next time a woman drops something in front of me, I should take it as a hint instead of thinking she's a clumsy oaf?
 
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jcd1968 wrote :
So...what I'm hearing is...the next time a woman drops something in front of me, I should take it as a hint instead of thinking she's a clumsy oaf?
That depends on if the dropee is 3 or 33!!! But from what I'm reading here, this only applies to Ohio. Sorry for the rest of the country 'cause it's a real hoot!!!
 
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Talmeg wrote :
After you said that I just had to look at your profile. You do have good genes... WOW!

I would have guessed 48....
Had to give you a 5 star rating for that! WOO HOO...Merci beaucups!!!
 
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Based on the year you graduated from high school I would be insulted if someone said I looked 48. I was thinking more on the lines of early 30's.
 
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scarlet13 wrote :
I have my groceries delivered, and when i do have to go to the store i get my stuff and get out. i notice nothing, LOL.

maybe i should start doing a S-exy Dance in the produce aisle with a head of cabbage and a ear of corn, or something.
a cucumber?

 
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angelofmerci wrote :
Based on the year you graduated from high school I would be insulted if someone said I looked 48. I was thinking more on the lines of early 30's.
How very sweet! (blushing). Have to give you 5 stars and a standing ovation!!! Thank you!
 
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verylibra wrote :
Several years ago friends suggested I try to meet men in the grocery, particularly the frozen food and dairy aisles.
That's what I get for liking fresh vegetables and going to the dairy for milk.
 
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