LizziePooh is offline LizziePooh Post #101  May 29,2009, 10:52pm

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EMTZ wrote :
So Bob does not want to get scre3ed?
It depends - is the question scre3ed or ske$erd?

Now, if Bob comes up behind and brushes up against me while I am doing dishes and if he **ahem** manages to convey his regard; then I am going with scre3ed.

Now, if Bob comes up behind and brushes up against me to get a good view of my dish washing performances; then I am thinking he is going for curtain B - ske3erd.

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MelinCali wrote :
It makes me wonder how your clothes and dishes get clean now...
The key to getting women is to show them how much you need them, and nothing says that like a full laundry hamper and a sink full of dishes.
 
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I just want to go on public record that I vouch for Walter. I swear he is good peeps!!!
 
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EMTZ is offline EMTZ Post #104  May 29,2009, 10:55pm
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The key to getting women is to show them how much you need them, and nothing says that like a full laundry hamper and a sink full of dishes.
Basically, just tell her that you need her for cleaning and sex.
 
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LizziePooh wrote :
I just want to go on public record that I vouch for Walter. I swear he is good peeps!!!
Unfortunately though, most women may not be in his league with respect to looks

Note: never take me seriously. I am insane.
 
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ThePriestess wrote :
The key to getting women is to show them how much you need them, and nothing says that like a full laundry hamper and a sink full of dishes.
So that's how you tell your mom you need her?
 
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Isn't that obvious from my posts?
Should I be worried if I think the answer is no?
 
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LizziePooh wrote :
I just want to go on public record that I vouch for Walter. I swear he is good peeps!!!
Pfffft! Clearly you'll vouch for anyone!

Besides, who are you vouching him to?
 
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EMTZ wrote :
Basically, just tell her that you need her for cleaning and sex.
Yeah, that always goes over really well.
 
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Should I be worried if I think the answer is no?
I think I'd have to be sane to be able to answer that question.
 
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