Things NOT to do on a first date...


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littlebluemonkeymind is offline littlebluemonkeymind Post #1  May 24,2009, 1:49pm
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1. Demonstrate your ability to spit...especially if you're female.

2. Mention that your last boyfriend was also your parole officer.

3. Get matching tattoos (there are notable exceptions to this).

4. Challenge your date to a boiler-maker drinking contest.

5. Flirt with his dad.

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*Disclaimer 1: This is a silly thread. This is only a silly thread. Had this been an actual thread, four out of these five examples would have been true. Any attempt to make this a serious thread will be met with extreme ridicule.

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***Disclaimer 3: I am sometimes an agent of chaos...however, I am not responsible for whatever chaos may ensue. We are all big kids. Play at your own risk.
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tbesq is offline tbesq Post #2  May 24,2009, 1:51pm
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6. Tell the man you have a room in your house prepared for a baby girl (a complete with clothes) when you're not even pregnant. Yes, this actually happened to me.
 
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7. Go home alone.
 
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littlebluemonkeymind is offline littlebluemonkeymind Post #4  May 24,2009, 2:01pm
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tbesq wrote :
Greet with a handshake.
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Again, the root causes of this problem are too plentiful and too complex to discuss in one post.
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you have to know when to hold and know when to fold them.
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6. Tell the man you have a room in your house prepared for a baby girl (a complete with clothes) when you're not even pregnant. Yes, this actually happened to me.
Dear Tbesq....plz read my disclaimers in re silliness. Please note this example of cross-thread multi-quoting. Recognize your words? Imagine the chaos I can cause. Join me on the darkside...
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LizziePooh is offline LizziePooh Post #5  May 24,2009, 2:03pm

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Things that seem like they should be fun but should be avoided....

Playing leap frog with the unicorns.


Must do on a date...

Find any excuse to use the "Bend and Snap" (you must watch Legally Blonde to get the technique down correctly!)
 
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LizziePooh is offline LizziePooh Post #6  May 24,2009, 2:05pm

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Things to be when I grow up...

LittleBlueMonkeyMind!!! Why you ask? Because then I will never need to grow up.
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LizziePooh wrote :
Things to be when I grow up...

LittleBlueMonkeyMind!!! Why you ask? Because the I will never need to grow up.
At last! Some levity! You are my hero for the day!

That unicorn leap-frog thing sounds painful...actual experience?
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look up the restaraunt he chose on Google Street View and ask him if he was joking, the place looks like a dump.
 
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LizziePooh wrote :
I hide because then I can sneak a peak.
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Post pictures of what we think we are in our head; regardless of the facts of life.
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Pretty please? With a cherry on top??
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I like making up drinking games - my newest is Bong Pong for the Ping Pong enthusiasts!!!
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I think the frog and the devil should pop in and do a performance for us. Exactly, how talented are you when you multi-task???

I hope this enchantment continues into ever after!!!!

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Things to be when I grow up...

LittleBlueMonkeyMind!!! Why you ask? Because then I will never need to grow up.
See what I did there?LOL...
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8. Introduce him to your invisible friend--you should never do that before the third date!
Last edited by MelinCali; May 24,2009 at 2:26pm. Reason: Or are we up to 9...I get lost when some people number, some don't. I like order, people!!!
 
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