mermaid2244 is offline mermaid2244 Post #1  April 12,2009, 5:26pm
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Since the other thread on intelligence got, well, a bit off track - I thought I'd take another stab at bringing it back - simply because I find intelligence to be such a turn on! So, in that vein, I'm posting the lyrics to Richard Thompson's Hots for the Smarts (and yes, Richard Thompson is hot!)





Lyrics to The Hots For The Smarts :
I like a girl in satin
Who talks dirty in Latin
A girl who’s flirty
When she quotes Krishnamurti
If she likes to be goosed
While reciting from Proust
I’ll know she’s my kind of creature
Among her delectables
Her intellectables
Must be her sexiest feature

CHORUS
I’ve got The Hots For The Smarts
The Hots For The Smarts
IQ off the charts
Give me brains over hearts
I’ve got The Hots For The Smarts

I like a girl from Mensa
With a furrowed brow
When the tenses get denser
She gets it – and how!
I need a polymath
Called Cindy or Cath
Who likes her Plato not too platonic
An autodidact
Who can add and subtract
While sipping her Tolstoy and tonic

I need a girl with a feel
For Faraday’s wheel
A girl who’ll drool
For Fleming’s Left Hand Rule
Now you may like pin-ups
Of girls who do chin-ups
Like Xena the Warrior Princess
But I’ll take to dinner
My Nobel Prize winner
With plutonium stains down her dress

I like a girl who knows loadsa
Kierkegaard and Spinoza
Who likes to play chess
Humming Porgy and Bess
She must be able
From her logarithmic table
To find all those decimal places
And what do I care
That she’s nothing to wear
And her teeth are imprisoned in braces

I want a girl with a brain
The size of Siberia
With a haughty disdain
Of all things inferior
I don’t want a learner
With a Bunsen burner
She must be the finished article
Who sees our attraction
As chemical reaction
And charm as merely a particle

I want a PHD
Who reads Linear ‘B’
Who applies her lotion
With a Brownian motion
Now some men may favour
A girl who’s a raver
A tease or a saucy young minx
But I’ll get undressed with
The girl I’m impressed with
Who’s tunnelling under the Sphinx
[ The Hots For The Smarts Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
 
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My favorite Marts for the Shots:


Joe’s Tavern on third st.


That Pub … oh, what’s the name?


Brew & Chew
 
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D_Lion,575461 wrote :

My favorite Marts for the Shots:


Joe’s Tavern on third st.


That Pub … oh, what’s the name?


Brew & Chew
Ok, D - Mango and I will meet you there - you buy, we'll supply the poetry - I get really, really poetic after a few shots -
 
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You’re definitely going to have to supply some original poetry for that!
 
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D_Lion,575486 wrote :

You’re definitely going to have to supply some original poetry for that!
does it have to be good?
 
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Smart girls
 
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all_seasons,575737 wrote :

Was just relaxing when your post came through...
Reminded me of what I have to do...
Holiday was fun...but alas work returns...
Radar Engineering and its numerical concerns..
But 3, nor its root, are in my domain...
Its the square root of 2 that causes me pain.

LOL
 
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I kid you not..some of the women who connect and likemewere smart (master's degree, lawyer, doubleengineering degree, etc)...maybe there's a correlation in there somewhere LOL!!!


This is not to say those women who didn't like me were dumb. I would never think such things
 
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That is a terrible song, IMHO.
 
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