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Marina13 is offline Marina13 Post #71  August 17,2009, 6:34pm
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...as seen with Warhol goggles.

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"I know I'm single when I have to drive myself to the emergency room."

LOL!

Or, try to give yourself the Heimlich maneuver when you’ve swallowed a vitamin supplement (that is suppose to keep you alive longer) that was to big and didn’t go down the right way.
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islandrain80 is offline islandrain80 Post #72  August 17,2009, 6:38pm
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You know you are so single when...

Your company on a weekend night is your plant.
 
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cp30 is offline cp30 Post #73  August 17,2009, 6:44pm

has only threatened to give up

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your refrigerator is full of stuff you can never finish, and your bread gets moldy and you have to throw it away.....the milk goes bad and you have to buy new milk that you won't finish....

not to mention that pie I just HAD to buy....
 
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navybluy is offline navybluy Post #74  August 17,2009, 6:55pm
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CONGRATULATIONS PUKEKO, WAY TO GO GIRL.

You know you're so single when your dryer vent sits there for days before getting the courage to go into the hardwar store and ask for what you require to get it fix and how to do ;o) seeing as how I'm mechanically inept
 
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CreolePrincess is offline CreolePrincess Post #75  August 18,2009, 4:54am
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You know you are completely single when you get a tax refund check and you can blow it all on yourself. Who ever said being single was a bad thing????
 
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simplemind is offline simplemind Post #76  August 18,2009, 5:08am
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I'm wit' you, CreolePrincess!
 
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SierraMountainAir is offline SierraMountainAir Post #77  August 18,2009, 5:24am
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You know you're so single when

...you think seriously about opening a restaurant for single people:


Where you eat, standing over the sink.
 
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Fleuellen is offline Fleuellen Post #78  August 18,2009, 5:29am
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You know you are so single when...

while checking out the funny one-liners on EH, on your laptop while lying on your bed, having made a jam sandwich, which spills on your shirt ... and it doesn't matter!
 
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Mokkesofie is offline Mokkesofie Post #79  August 18,2009, 5:48am
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You know you are so single when...

Your fridge only contains yoghurt, wine and beer.

Your meals consists of ready meals that goes straight from the freezer to the microwave and you eat it straight from the box, standing up next to the kitchen counter.

Your phone doesn't ring for days or even a week.

You only have to use the washing machine once a week despite changing clothes every day.

You only have to use the dishwasher once a week as you eat from the ready meal boxes, and then it's not even filled up.

You only have to shop at the supermarket once a week and you only fill one bag.
 
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Fleuellen is offline Fleuellen Post #80  August 18,2009, 6:12am
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Mokkesofie wrote :
You know you are so single when...

Your fridge only contains yoghurt, wine and beer.

Your meals consists of ready meals that goes straight from the freezer to the microwave and you eat it straight from the box, standing up next to the kitchen counter.

Your phone doesn't ring for days or even a week.

You only have to use the washing machine once a week despite changing clothes every day.

You only have to use the dishwasher once a week as you eat from the ready meal boxes, and then it's not even filled up.

You only have to shop at the supermarket once a week and you only fill one bag.
oh, now you're sounding pathetic. And I know you don't like laundary so arn't really complaining. And you have nicer things in your grocery bag than nay couples ... and your phone rings heaps more than mine! I'm not feeling sorry for you. All your couple freinds are so envious! Oh, thanks for keeping the beer cold.
 
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