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tsweet7,570717 wrote :

You know you are so single when....


despite having the worst luck on eHarmony twice efore....here you are again. Thank God for prmo codes.
Hi tsweet7,


Despite the fact that you didn't find that special person when you tried our site previously, I am so glad you decided to take advantage of a promotional subscription and give yourself another opportunity to find "The One" on our site.


Sometimes it is a matter of synchronicity -- being on eHarmony when that special match is also on our site. I encourage you to click on the following link: http://www.eharmony.com/success/stories/nearly-gave-up. Here you can read testimonies of members who didn't give up and were successfully matched after taking a break and returning to eHarmony.


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. . . someone sends you an e-mail forward ofwedding pictures of a girl that died of cancer five days after the ceremony and the first thing you think is "What a waste of money!" Oh, wait. You said single not cynical.


I checked it out on snopes and it was true. Then I felt really bad!
 
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You convince yourself that you would rather be single... and you're perfectly content being single... but you still keep coming back to E-Harmony even after shutting it off for months.
 
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Aimsta72,571482 wrote :


You convince yourself that you would rather be single... and you're perfectly content being single... but you still keep coming back to E-Harmony even after shutting it off for months.


Amen Aimsta72!


You keep trying to convince yourself that you would rather be single, but have signed up for eH three times over the past 4 years and are considering doing it again


HELLOoooo....Where is HE?
 
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Congratulations Pukeko! That is a big deal I'm sorry you didn't have someone to celebrate with but this is better than nothing, right?
 
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When you start reading a creepy book before going to sleep at night and get spooked, turn on all the lights in the house and wish you had someone with you or to call to come over!
 
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You know you are single when waiter ask table for, then you say one and it is yelled out over all other conversations. Then the waiter proceeds to sit you at a very small table by the kitchen door... Oh, well at least I got to sample lots of fresh food...
 
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Your friends know its OK to ring you in the middle of the night.
 
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yoga_gal,573651 wrote :

When you start reading a creepy book before going to sleep at night and get spooked, turn on all the lights in the house and wish you had someone with you or to call to come over!
No, you DON'T read the spooky book at night or watch the spooky movie, because you KNOW there's no one to come over.





 
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yoga_gal,573651 wrote :

When you start reading a creepy book before going to sleep at night and get spooked, turn on all the lights in the house and wish you had someone with you or to call to come over!
LOL...I do the SAME thing!!!! HAHAHA...I cannot watch a scary movie at night without watching something funny also before I try to go to sleep.....(Also...because even though I have this 85 pound fur ball...he would just walk up to some stranger and go..."Are you petting me or feeding me...those are your choices"....so no help there!!!
 
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