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This is too funny, Dustyjo. Didn't know other people did this.My children never cared much for any of the men I dated and always gave them secretnicknames, even the ones I only dated once or twice:


Bucky - As in "beaver", for the guy with the overbite


Seymour - One of the Muppet characters


Greedy - For the man who ate two large helpings when he came to dinner


Freddie - As in "Krueger" for the guy with a somewhat raspy voice. He was a really nice person.
- September 21st, 2008, 06:48 pm
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Gee, I don't really have clever names for the guys I didn't continue to date, but you all have inspired me to start. There are only ones like, the guy-who-wanted-to-take-vacations-with-his-ex-wife-because-of-the-kids, etc. Or, the guy-who-made-animal-sounds: on a car trip or while watching T.V.if there was ahorse he would whinny, or cowhe would moo...not just once but again and again for several minutes!He drove my kids and I crazy.
McBaggage guy-who-wanted-to-take-vacations-with-his-ex-wife-because-of-the-kids


Ole McDonaldguy-who-made-animal-sounds:


see That was easy!
- September 21st, 2008, 07:24 pm
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angelpoet wrote :

HarryG wrote :


"Low board": Refused to jump in the pool.


"Glowing woman" She actually DID have a greenish glow...too hard to explain. Even my dog was afraid to go near her.


"What if": Never could go anywhere with this woman. No movies, no restaurants..."What if a fire starts?" "What if my kids move and don't tell me?" ...uh huh...What if a meteor dropped from the sky and hit me square in the crotch? It could happen-but I'm still going to dinner this week.


OMG made me run to the bathroom laughing.... almost didn't make it....
Hurry up Angel I am about to wet my pants as well....


Glow woman is that like glowworm?? Would be great if you afraid of the dark...


HINT: always trust your pets...if they don't like someone, run!!!!
- September 21st, 2008, 07:28 pm
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Kestral wrote :

'Bad news'


'Drama queen'


'Great Lady'


'Good Friend'


'You decide for yourself on that one'
and thanks Kestral....it can be endearing names as well......like studmuffin
- September 21st, 2008, 07:30 pm
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My girlfriend names mine (I always know they are not going to work out when I refer to them by their given name and she says, "Who?".


Armani guy - Shared that he had $X amount in jewelry and all his suits were Armani.


Cheese guy - one of his can't live withouts


My other girlfriend, we had knicknamed her ex as Rich guy (it was nicer than little big guy - he was extremely tall but really little in ***ahem*** another area).


I am glad to see HarryG responded. I thought only girls did this sort of thing!


- September 21st, 2008, 07:31 pm
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Jimmy Boy. I should have smelled a rat when the lady he was flirting with on the boards before he turned his attention to me, started to call him Jimbo.
- September 21st, 2008, 07:43 pm
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Hilarious!!! Since most of my matches have been long distance I have used place names like Mr. Ohio or Birmingham.... I did it so much that when I use their given names my friends go "Who?" I think this idea is MUCH more fun!!!!
- September 21st, 2008, 08:07 pm
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Dustyjo wrote :



Gee, I don't really have clever names for the guys I didn't continue to date, but you all have inspired me to start. There are only ones like, the guy-who-wanted-to-take-vacations-with-his-ex-wife-because-of-the-kids, etc. Or, the guy-who-made-animal-sounds: on a car trip or while watching T.V.if there was ahorse he would whinny, or cowhe would moo...not just once but again and again for several minutes!He drove my kids and I crazy.


McBaggage guy-who-wanted-to-take-vacations-with-his-ex-wife-because-of-the-kids


Ole McDonaldguy-who-made-animal-sounds:


see That was easy!
Thank you, DustyJo!


Even though I thought I was 'over' these guys, it's only now that I feel closure. Phew!
- September 21st, 2008, 08:22 pm
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more more more... no I want to hear more....
- September 22nd, 2008, 11:48 am
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"Randy" The ex-husband I found in OUR bed with another chick (randy = old-fashined word for "h0rny")


"The One That Got Away" The terrific, wonderful guy who was head over heels for me. Unfortunately, he happened along within weeks of the "Randy" incident......


"What'sis Name" The string of one-nighters, none of whom I remember, that seemed like a good idea as retaliation - aimed at "Randy" (in retrospect, horrible idea).


"Crackhead" Self explanatory.


"D*ckhead" (Also known as "Babydaddydammit") Also self explanatory - used interchangably with my best girlfriend's ex. Generally it's known which D*ckhead is being referred to by the conversaton.


"Lazy sh!thead" The one who moved me onto a georgeous 14-acre spread which was supposed to be the start of becoming real estate millionaires, but became a messy bankruptcy (his, not mine, but he took me down with him financially) because he had a spat with his brother and refused to talk to him, and his brother was the one who was teaching us how to do the real estate millionaire thing. Had to move into crummy single-wide trailer belonging to other best girlfriend's deceased father when said 14-acre paradise was foreclosed on.


"Him" The one I'm still mourning.


I know, I know, mine are all downers and not in the least funny. But I haven't dated much! LOL
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