What is the lamest excuse you have ever heard or used for not using a condom?


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Dgirl is offline Dgirl Post #21  February 29,2008, 3:24pm
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I had one guy tell me his tests were all clear and he'd been celebate for ten years after 20 monogamous married years. Then said he knew I was an honest woman and would tell him if there was anything he needed to know! He was quite the passive-aggressive burden (but not for long) and carried HPV (denied).

Same retread also said with a straight face that he was likely much longer than any man I'd know before. I looked at it, and said (quite honestly) no, I've seen bigger and went on to explain that width is important too, but that overall size, if you know what you are doing, isn't usually an issue.

No glove, no love. Period.

 
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Sarah is offline Sarah Post #22  February 29,2008, 8:28pm
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Dgirl,65327 wrote :

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No glove, no love. Period.
I like that saying Dgirl, pretty funny.
 
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lada,63974 wrote :
i think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
While I was in High School(my Sr. year) we had a Sex Ed. class. The teacher covered everything and had examples, the whole nine yards. When we got one the subject of condoms, she asked all of the kids in the class to put out their hands and she picked the biggest hand. She told the person to make a fist. The teacher put the condom over the fist and it fit! It did not cut off any circulation and no problems what so ever. Of course all of us girls just cracked up! Maybe the guys were thinking up another reason??? I had to share that one.
 
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