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i think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
- February 25th, 2008, 01:57 pm
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lada wrote :
i think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
I actually heard that in person once. Unfortunately for the guy, I had some Magnums with me. Guess what? They slipped off. They were WAY too big. I think my cracking up may have ruined the moment for him because we never did do it. :-)
- February 25th, 2008, 02:47 pm
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Emme wrote :
lada wrote :
i think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
I actually heard that in person once. Unfortunately for the guy, I had some Magnums with me. Guess what? They slipped off. They were WAY too big. I think my cracking up may have ruined the moment for him because we never did do it. :-)
LOL Emme, you're a trip, you didn't laugh at the man right then andthere did you? Oh my Gosh. I've had a guy tell me that as well in his case...well he wasn't lying and he refused to use them, trying to convince me of the Rhythm method to prevent birth control. I told him what about preventing disease and he went into this long spill about how safe he was with sex. I showed his azz the door. ;-)

This guy was a trip thinking that his size would impress me and make me forget all caution. He was sadly mistaken besides when it comes to great sex, size in and of itself doesn't matter it's a combination of a lot of other things happening as well.

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- February 25th, 2008, 09:10 pm
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LOL Emme, you're a trip, you didn't laugh at the man right then andthere did you? Oh my Gosh. I've had a guy tell me that as well in his case...well he wasn't lying and he refused to use them, trying to convince me of the Rhythm method to prevent birth control. I told him what about preventing disease and he went into this long spill about how safe he was with sex. I showed his azz the door. ;-)

This guy was a trip thinking that his size would impress me and make me forget all caution. He was sadly mistaken besides when it comes to great sex, size in and of itself doesn't matter it's a combination of a lot of other things happening as well.

Good night.
I confess, I did laugh right there. After hearing his smug bragging about his massive manhood, thinking that would get him out of a condom, seeing the Magnum fall off was such poetic justice. He kinda slunk away. Another relationship bites the dust... But I agree, size doesn't mean squat to me.
- February 26th, 2008, 05:36 pm
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Sarah wrote :
Emme wrote :
lada wrote :
i think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
I actually heard that in person once. Unfortunately for the guy, I had some Magnums with me. Guess what? They slipped off. They were WAY too big. I think my cracking up may have ruined the moment for him because we never did do it. :-)
LOL Emme, you're a trip, you didn't laugh at the man right then andthere did you? Oh my Gosh. I've had a guy tell me that as well in his case...well he wasn't lying and he refused to use them, trying to convince me of the Rhythm method to prevent birth control. I told him what about preventing disease and he went into this long spill about how safe he was with sex. I showed his azz the door. ;-)

This guy was a trip thinking that his size would impress me and make me forget all caution. He was sadly mistaken besides when it comes to great sex, size in and of itself doesn't matter it's a combination of a lot of other things happening as well.

Good night.
You ladies are a hoot! The scary thing is that I fell for all that crap when I was younger and desperately "in love". My ex-husband (before he was my husband)used the line about size (one of the few things hedidn't lie about)and weended updisproving the reliability of the "Rhythm" method (in this case "coitus interruptus"). He even made comments about how he was "sure" he was infertile because he had no pregnancy scares from previous relationships. Well... we disproved that too (3 times...lol). That was20 years ago. I have made sure I tell my 19 year old daughter not to be as naive and stupid as her mom was. My messageto youngladies: be smart, set your boundaries ahead of time (write them down if you have to), don't letthe emotions of being "in love" cloud your better judgment. And abstinence is really the only guarantee. (All you who don't want to hear that can shoot me later :-)). Thank God we can grow and learn from our experiences.
I learned from experience as well. I got pregnant just after I turned 16. Like you the guy convinced me he couldn't have babies. Yah right! Unlike you I didn't marry the creep. I got an abortion and learned not to trust what any guy has to say about sex.

A guy who wants sex: will lie and say whatever needs to be said to get it. When it comes to sex trust: no one.

"Thank God we can grow and learn from our experiences." You bet. I learned that I enjoy sex but I don't enjoy getting pregnant. I know I don't want to get stuck with some guy just because I had sex with him and I got preggers. So,I am on the pill. I demand that any guy who has sex with me uses a condom. I buy them and he wears them.Doesn't want to wear them then he doesn't get sex. If I have reason to doubt his sexual health I don't do it.

And mytwocents all the talk in the world and all the threats of hell are not going to protect your daughter from a moment of passion. If she is 19 she can go around all she wants saying she won't have sex. Good for her. In the meantime she should be on the pill and no what is safe sex. I don't care how many notes she has in her purse and how many bible passages she has memorized. The only practical safeguard against unwanted pregnancies and STIs is the pill and condoms.

- February 27th, 2008, 11:53 am
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Sarah wrote :
Emme wrote :
lada wrote :
i think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
I actually heard that in person once. Unfortunately for the guy, I had some Magnums with me. Guess what? They slipped off. They were WAY too big. I think my cracking up may have ruined the moment for him because we never did do it. :-)
LOL Emme, you're a trip, you didn't laugh at the man right then andthere did you? Oh my Gosh. I've had a guy tell me that as well in his case...well he wasn't lying and he refused to use them, trying to convince me of the Rhythm method to prevent birth control. I told him what about preventing disease and he went into this long spill about how safe he was with sex. I showed his azz the door. ;-)

This guy was a trip thinking that his size would impress me and make me forget all caution. He was sadly mistaken besides when it comes to great sex, size in and of itself doesn't matter it's a combination of a lot of other things happening as well.

Good night.
You ladies are a hoot! The scary thing is that I fell for all that crap when I was younger and desperately "in love". My ex-husband (before he was my husband)used the line about size (one of the few things hedidn't lie about)and weended updisproving the reliability of the "Rhythm" method (in this case "coitus interruptus"). He even made comments about how he was "sure" he was infertile because he had no pregnancy scares from previous relationships. Well... we disproved that too (3 times...lol). That was20 years ago. I have made sure I tell my 19 year old daughter not to be as naive and stupid as her mom was. My messageto youngladies: be smart, set your boundaries ahead of time (write them down if you have to), don't letthe emotions of being "in love" cloud your better judgment. And abstinence is really the only guarantee. (All you who don't want to hear that can shoot me later :-)). Thank God we can grow and learn from our experiences.
- February 27th, 2008, 02:04 pm
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do or do not. there is no try.

awesome.
- February 29th, 2008, 08:53 am
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lada wrote :
I think the funniest I ever heard was..."I'm too big and they cut off the circulation'. Of course, I heard that secondhand, couldn't verify.
This has to be the best one i've ever heard too!! HA COME ON REALLY???
- February 29th, 2008, 01:25 pm
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I loved the comments on this board. They are hysterical. I think I've heard them all too, even the one who was too big........laughter is a wonderful form of protection by the way.....you laugh, it's over. No glove, no love, period.If he isn't man enough to protecthimself and his partner, Icertainly don't want him. If in a committed relationship, after both of us have been tested for STD's, then and only then do we stop using them.
- February 29th, 2008, 01:46 pm
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and one of the funniest comments ...

in a truck stop bathroom:

scrawled onto the condom dispenser

no doubt by some trucker:

"Tarp that load!"
- February 29th, 2008, 02:32 pm
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